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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steven Seagal teaches only the best fighters how to deliver a front kick to the face.

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HanAssholeSolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe even jailing all murderers is moot because all the murder victims ever are dead.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the war ended when the North took Saigon. Please correct me?

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HanAssholeSolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isn’t the winning side the one that controls the country in the end?

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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not very happy with the Coca Cola Company right now. That’s okay, I’ll still keep drinking that garbage.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m surprised Jared the Subway guy is still alive, he must be in serious solo protected custody.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would anyone bomb the country that sends them trillions in foreign aid?

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HanAssholeSolo 28 points ago +28 / -0

Considering the first impeachment was based on an anonymous source who read a WaPo article... does any of this matter

Devin Nunes subpoena’d Hunter Biden but they ruled Hunter was irrelevant to the hearing. 🦘 👨‍⚖️

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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. If anyone shouldn’t be preaching social justice it’s the NFL. Please tell us for 2 years about how awful Brady is for throwing an under-inflated ball while you cover up the Ray Rice elevator video and Darren Sharper’s rape gang. NFL is worse than the Catholic Church.

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’m gonna vote for Trump instead of Hillary cuz of a meme I saw on Facebook”

-20,000,000 American voters

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, did you see how he fed those koi fish? I’d rather sell my country to China than have a POTUS who can’t feed koi fish the correct way.

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HanAssholeSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They didn’t impeach Obama who blamed the Dallas PD for BLM killing a bunch of cops.

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HanAssholeSolo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Democrats can’t even get away with that scam. (Corrine Brown)

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

All you gotta do is be Apple, the 2.2 trillion dollar company that pays net zero tax.

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HanAssholeSolo 30 points ago +30 / -0

My dad is one of the smartest people I’ve ever known and was a brilliant thinker until the last 5 years. Even my ultra-liberal brother agrees that CNN has ruined my dad and he needs to turn off the fucking TV.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

They be shooting 7.62x39mm corrosive

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only some of it is through a pay cheque. Most of her money is tax money - foreign aid - numbered bank account.

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HanAssholeSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with you. My friend asked me what I was going to do, how would I “rise up” and do something. I won’t. I have my own family to feed and protect.

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