My mother's clothing catalogs and blurry channel 99 porn after 10pm

I work in IT and I tell my boss, the owner, that one big EMP is all it would take to put me in heaven.

I played street hockey until it was too dark to see the ball and the mosquitos weren't stinging anymore because they were all already full. You had to drag me inside.

Looks like a cop shot a black guy there.

I guess they'll be cranking up the 5G towers near his home

I like what the Amish used to beat covid. They kept not watching TV.

I've seen those on the street interviews where they all want a guy who makes at least $300k. 0 awareness of reality

Poor worms

Does she know a toaster in the bath tub is quicker?

Still a step up from Kamala. Even more sad.

Speeches on CSPAN!

Don't talk Siemens and pump too much. You'll get the feds on here excited.

It better be a strongly worded bill, Ted

Dear Joe Manchin, What color is the sky?

It's a tremendous approval rating

Reminds me of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan where "By the book" meant they were lying.

Make giving dingy broads ludes great again

Brain AIDS

To pay for the lazy teachers and other government leeches.

What percentage of the teachers do you think are on anti-depressants?

There just aren't any joggers at the protests

Write it sloppily so it looks like 3.2

Remember why they invented qualudes?

This makes Republicans feel good because they love strongly worded letters.

Then you have to deal with good people just doing their job