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Harold_sachs 4 points ago +4 / -0

No towels. Need sleepy.

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Harold_sachs 2 points ago +2 / -0

They 100% shut down the freeways for the first couple of weeks. Every night until those 2 girls got absolutely smoked by the guy (who happens to have dark skin) that got on the freeway off ramp by accident.

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Harold_sachs 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t need a ticket. Just go it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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Harold_sachs 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hope 25k show up for the peaceful protest

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Harold_sachs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want you to listen to me. I’m gonna say this again. I did not....have....financial relations with China. I never told anybody to lie. Not a single time, never. These allegations are False!

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Harold_sachs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The betting odds are the only thing making me nervous. I keep checking them every hour waiting for it to flip. Already snagged Trump at +165. The most likely scenario here looks golden though!

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Harold_sachs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brown cows are known to produce 37% more co2 emissions.

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Harold_sachs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m taking a stroll down to the polls on November 3! It’s about 1.5 miles. Going early for sure. Massive Trump rally nationwide all day Tuesday. Gonna be epic!

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Harold_sachs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard there was some friendly fire in corn pop’s gang. Cap’n Crunch accused count chocula of spreading lies about his cereal. It doesn’t cut the roof of your mouth.

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Harold_sachs 3 points ago +3 / -0

COONS! When coons come on my back porch momma just chases them off with a broom.

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Harold_sachs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uggh. Those people really annoy me

by 0bama
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Harold_sachs 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy has balls! I’m actually shocked there is as many cars as there is.

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Harold_sachs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Creepy Joe will see chumps honking horns to the likes that nobody has ever seen before...let me tell ya.

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Harold_sachs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I registered to vote in AZ in May as a member of the MAGA party. There are tons of people like me out there too. Fuck the Republican Party. I will be voting straight R but this is the MAGA party now.

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Harold_sachs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie Sanders is a geriatric hippie that thinks America needs a communist revolution. No thanks. But if you want to vote for GEOTUS....bring on the fucking Bernie Bros! MAGA!

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Harold_sachs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I tink I just a ferr in a rove with The Donald!!!

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Harold_sachs 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN Breaking... White Nationalists in Pennsylvania gather to stoke violence at Biden rally.

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