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At some point, millenia in the future, archaeologists are going to be digging for ancient artifacts and find a layer full of these plastic masks and wonder what the hell happened.
Dramatic reduction in carbon 😉
I love the ticker at the bottom near the end telling of record low temperatures lmao
Wish me luck. NVC close to the deadline for our i129 and we’re both hella nervous. Submitted the damn thing a year ago though
Sounds like one of those ads on the radio in GTA
Pfff yeah, on free limousine day!
Just get an EV guys! We promise we’ll never use climate change to justify putting up invisible barriers around cities you can’t drive through or limiting how much you’re allowed to charge the batteries! Pinky swear!
A list of 15 people who were in Maxwells black book.
The faulty file server that corrupted the files was named Chief Arredondo
I think they want to price internal combustion off the road and offer to take peoples cars to exchange them for shitty electric cars with too small a range to get anywhere outside the cities. Only those wealthy enough to buy a better electric car can leave.
They’ll probably implement some kind of regulations limiting overall charge to a certain (small) amount of range eventually for those who bought their own EVs, as a “fair tradeoff” to reduce blackouts.
Then its anyones guess if they go first for banning private ownership and having a fleet of self driving EVs for transportation which never leave the city (so you’re trapped, and your social credit score determines if you can go anywhere at all), or maybe the social credit score will come first and determine if you’re allowed to charge (or have electricity at all) based on your opinions.
Again just to reduce or eliminate blackouts. Its for the climate guys! Promise!
I was listening a while back to NOAA weather radio ahead of a storm coming through, they were doing the 10 day forecast where for each day they also list off the highest and lowest recorded temperatures.
For every single day in the forecast, the record highs were over 100 years ago and the record lows were within the past 15 or so years.
They’re just like us, guys!
Gary did a cover, Tears for Fears did the original and its a lot different.
Parents? You mean domestic terrorists?
Same people who spent years screeching that police need always-on body cameras (not necessarily a bad idea, but I digress) but refuse to acknowledge body camera footage from St Floyd because “I don’ need to see it, I aLreAdy kNow wHaT HapPeNed!”
Suction cup dildo on the forehead, unless you want another dude’s balls dragging across your eyes
Interesting too how they equate abortion to vasectomies, as if hysterectomies don’t exist or something.
Tom was friends with everybody 😢
How to deactivate your twitter account:
Well, first you need a table.
Remember, of course, that racism is considered a threat to public health, and all white people are automatically considered racist. Food for thought
The investigation found that the bird was being piloted by a rogue FBI agent who became secretly based and MAGApilled after years of spying on TDW
Nukes are people too