To get the full Fischer affect, have someone read that quote with a mouthful of cotton balls.
That’s 270 million votes for him right there.
Right, Flotus vs Scrotus.
Lucky for bubba it was on cnn, so no one saw it.
I feel like Melania would be glad to kick his ass.
To be fair, he has nice handwriting.
Back in the good old days when tires were a lot less durable, this was one of the most important tools in the trunk/garage. Plus, you could hold your own against a pretty good size mob with one of these, a tire tool and a bumper jack.
Clever puns, you big lug.
It must be a coordinated effort, because they got me too. #noosemetoo.
No noose was good noose.
Michelle Obama 1/1024 female
We’re lucky they didn’t lose the rope.
Yeah, you didn’t need to be noosetradamus to predict this one.
Yes, and it’s driving the price up.
When everything is racist, nothing is racist.
On behalf of all the other southern white racists, I’m waiting for my apology.
I could see people just refusing to follow the declassification orders, and facing zero consequences.
He was always a dense one.
So, like Juicy, he’s trying to save a career.
No thanks. But, hey I’m not judging you.
Skut Farkus affair.
Privilege as far as the eye can see.
Wtf? That banner needs hammers, nails, saws, multiple other power tools, duct tape and bloody bandages. Somehow, they would probably feel like it was inappropriate. I would say, hell yes.
That much coke would kill anyone.
I am thrilled that we have this platform to continue our work. After we’ve all expressed our hate for reddit, can we bury them and move on? They are literally living rent free on our front page.