15 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD
I'm reminded of this clip. Gotta subsidize the arts, you know.
I'll just sit here and wait for the left to call Mexico racist for wanting to keep Americans out...
Time traveller confirmed!
"You're not airing this press conference, why are you here?"
This has been the narrative ever since he got elected. "Trump lies!" But it's always stupid stuff like "he said they're delivering 10,000 ventilators, but it's actually 9,932!" or where they essentially just disagree with his opinion and pretend that means he's lying.
Just like the rest of the fake news... once the damage is done, they issue a correction, and pretend like it never happened.
Of course he has, that's how you become successful. The left doesn't believe in hard work, so they just want to steal from people that do.
Why does he have a picture of himself on his desk? Reeeeeeeeee!
Become senator, collect salary, do nothing of importance, take credit for everything the rest of the senate does... profit!
"You said she turned you into a newt!" "...I got better."
Imagine the salt if he actually tweeted this.
They think they can't be the first against the wall if they're against the wall in the first place.
Your health is always important, not just in a pandemic. This is for your own good. /s
There must be some way this oppresses the other genders!
What if it turns out like the Amazon fires, that this happens every year and no one really cares, but the media whipped everyone into a frenzy over it to push their agenda?
Trump: "I'm working for all Americans, we'll get through this together."
Media: "Trump is lying! Don't listen to him! Millions will die! This is all his fault!"
This hoax has hit harder and faster than the others.
New York encouraging exporting their wuflu problem, just like they do with their homeless problem.
No chloroquine for you! I heard it's dangerous!
If it weren't for her spending days delaying it, we would have gotten the stimulus sooner, and without all her pork! Who would want that? /s
"Mr. President, is it wise to avoid a doomsday scenario?"
Type 2 and 3 like to mock the type 1 people until shit hits the fan.
Thought I'd bring back some of these that have aged very well, unlike tweets by Democrats.