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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

I understand now, every time they ask Trump where the medical supplies are, he just needs to tell them he gave it all to the illegal aliens. Can't argue with that.

by Mtmjm
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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have a global pandemic and even then Trump won't run this country into the ground? Dammit! He can't stop winning!

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello, this is CNN, you're hired as our Coronavirus expert.

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reporter wanted to know what Trump has to say to people that the media have whipped into a panic. Trump told them to stop being Very Fake News.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pence already has, I believe. If Trump went, the headlines would be "Trump personally distracts industry doing vital work to combat pandemic."

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago +13 / -0

We need more "that's not a question" responses and daddy Trump spankings.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can't immediately test millions of people? Imagine my shock.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Given the intelligence of questions today I think this is a legitimate concern for these folks.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

No surprise, she had to expect that, hence the "Dear Anonymous" letter.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

But muh testing. What if I have the Chinese virus. I need to know how much to panic.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the other "journalists" kicked her out, Spicer was the hero we needed today.

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

"We need to know every single surface you cleaned on every cruise ship, and how, and when, and how often."

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

"We've got more companies than we can handle offering to make things to help us out. We don't even have to ask." "This just in, Trump isn't asking companies to help in this crisis!"

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

People stuck with universal healthcare be like... "elective procedures?" What are those?

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HeavyVetting 50 points ago +50 / -0

Nuked from orbit. Love this President.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't the movies, there is no magic drug that immediately cures everyone.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only if Pelosi gets her wretched hands off the money.

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HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

These briefings are amazing. And the best is yet to come! Hope you'll stick around!

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HeavyVetting 8 points ago +8 / -0

I swear to God if they voted Chanel off their stupid island...

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