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HeavyVetting -79 points ago +14 / -93

Remember to upvote early and upvote often.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

If if if if if if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Driving across this crosswalk is now a hate crime.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't you know that everything on Twitter or Pinterest is definitely true?

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

The goalposts continue to move. Surely they'll get Trump on the next salacious thing.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're totally on board with all those progressive ideas. Just not for themselves.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We're not going to vote for anyone that isn't a wealthy old white dude, but it's the Republicans fault!"

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Hillary pulled the "Russian agent" bit just for good measure.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit, he's running for president again?

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HeavyVetting 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the B-team. They have no A-team.

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

For a list of misspeaks, just search for any videos of him speaking.

But seriously, this one seems pretty good: https://thefederalist.com/2019/09/02/biden-gaffe-machine-running-list-joe-bidens-best-slip-ups/

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HeavyVetting 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left could never meme on this level. They think being able to fix your own shit is "toxic masculinity" and you just pay someone else to do it.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

No brain required, refill with CNN regularly for intended performance.

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait, what did you just say? Did you say boob? How dare you!

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who? Oh, you mean the incumbent? You want to vote for that guy? Well, I guess if you really want to... - completely unbiased voting machine

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HeavyVetting 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope you saved all those "here's how Bernie can still win" memes because they're about to be back in season soon.

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HeavyVetting 28 points ago +28 / -0

Even Bernie isn't on Bernie's side. He refused to go after Biden for this stuff. Pathetic.

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