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HeavyVetting 16 points ago +16 / -0

I've seen polls either way... but it's irrelevant, because contrary to what the media might tell you, polls don't decide who is President.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look, fat, wearing a mask is brave, just like not having a headphone jack, or chopping off your dick.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like deleting 30,000 emails, smashing phones with hammers, losing important laptops, or security cameras randomly breaking?

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you please be more specific.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

He better come through for us this time.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate when people post direct links to Twitter... embeds only work sometimes for me, and I often have to do weird things refreshing the link even after I click on it.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who "disenfranchised" these "voters"? The courts who will throw out the ballots as having been invalidated, or the election officials and democrats who orchestrated this fuckery in the first place?

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Click here to find out more about how US elections are secure against anyone but Russia

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HeavyVetting 53 points ago +54 / -1

Here's a list of people that have not congratulated President-Elect Shitposter69

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HeavyVetting 502 points ago +503 / -1

It's 2020 and Shitposter69 is unironically more credible than CNN

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anonymous ballots? What the fuck?

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now with renewable energy!

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're going to wish they just let him win.

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HeavyVetting 94 points ago +95 / -1

His job is to supposed to be to investigate fraud, but they definitely called him in to cover it up.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no, they're calling him "God Emperor" and supporting his efforts to prevent election fraud! This is clearly the end of our democracy!

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh good, I was sitting here in suspense wondering which way Alaska might go

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to respect the will of the sharpie!

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HeavyVetting 1034 points ago +1039 / -5

Look at me. We are the news now.

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