They get to sleep around all over the country.
Gotta get some soundbites in about how they're "resisting Trump" for their stupid voters.
We are all .winners on this glorious day.
What an honor to be voting against not one but two socialist parties.
Reeeee he's crazy and unpresidential but Biden's hijinks are all relatable and fun!
Well, I guess I'll just stay home and not vote, there's no point.
...said no true pede, ever.
"Risking democracy" by voting in an election. These people are insane.
Recommend doing it the same way we have for hundreds of years? How dare you!
Let's take any bad thing and write how it's good to drive more web traffic and make people confused
Karma's a bitch
California is going to be really mad that New York made it to hell first.
They're the ones with a weird obsession with overturning everything Trump accomplished, even things they would have supported 4 years ago.
Quick, burn the constitution, the Democrats are at risk of losing!
The Democrats think everyone is so special and unique that we must all be completely defined by group affiliation.
The hell does coronavirus have to do with it?
She probably just wiped some personal photos, like, with a cloth. What difference, at this point, does it make?
She didn't just get a useless degree, she got one that's actively harmful.
Good morning! Sunday morning!
On the other hand if you have a bunch of unlicensed Antifa running around larping as "security," this is what you get.
There is if you're on the side of BLM, funded by the democrats.
This is going to become like the stupid California warnings of how literally everything can cause cancer. People are just going to tune it out.
Antifa agitator was harassing a guy, a guy that the news crew hired for "security" drew a gun on the guy Antifa was harassing, he used pepper spray to defend himself, and the news security guy shot him.
And it's going to be a slow reeee as the mail in ballot count fails to swing things back in their favor.