"Cooking the numbers" = Reporting numbers they don't like
Despite being parody, this is about as well as you could summarize the current insanity.
Our tax dollars at work.
Meanwhile Cumo's wife is telling people to bathe in bleach, no outrage over that.
If the patriarchy is a thing why is it almost always mtf? Makes you think.
I don't think he'd lose viewers... the comments are pretty much all pro Trump. Worst that happens is he loses some red pill potential by no longer being able to call himself a fence sitter.
He keeps saying he just won't vote because he doesn't believe in voting for "the lesser evil" but he admits he just doesn't like some of Trump's foreign policy and of course saying mean things.
How dare you day
The party of racism can't be welcoming a black man like this reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I love when the reporters were like, "If sunlight kills the virus then how does it exist in Florida? Checkmate, Drumpf!"
No thoughts, just programming.
It will take a hefty budget to come to the conclusion that orange man bad.
So what are we doing about tomorrow's problem, rather than May 1st coming and going, just like the dates before?
Either they are nurses who put on the nurse clothes just for optics, or they're just random people, because anyone can buy "nurse scrubs" and put on a mask to go virtue signal.
Flatten the curve
Testing
Social distancing
Chyna
TRUMP TIME!
I honestly tune out for a lot of everything that isn't Trump shitting all over the fake news.
Isn't that what people said last month? fml
Chyna. Fake news. Are you ready? Invisible enemy. Nobody ever thought it was possible.
Yeah, they'd get fired, and get millions in bonuses and severance, and just go to a different company/board.
When the other boxer turns around at the end, it should be Trump. Or even Biden, gaffing himself out of the race.
Blue (Scrub) Lives Matter
They're only ever "empathetic" with other people's money. They get to feel virtuous at no personal cost.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who could see the coming fifth-wave intersectional-Marxist-progressive-LGBTQAAIP-COVID-19.8. The world will never be the same, we have to implement Real Socialism™ to survive. But it's not China's fault! This could have come from any beautiful and brave bat-eating culture!