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Then you'll have a new dog that eats your shoes, ruins your rugs, destroys your furniture, and bites your kids. And your dog license fee will quadruple. Hope soon there is a new dogcatcher in town!

Cue dramatic nurses tearfully whimpering, "You haven't seen what we've seen"

Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues, oh the MOVIE NEVER ENDS it goes on and on and on and on

"Fweedom"

Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a terrorist

Ephesians instructs women to OBEY their husbands. The next verse instructs men to LOVE their wives. If he LOVEs her, he will not make it abhorrent for her to OBEY. The family will follow his leadership, and they will make the journey in love.

And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more. (Isaiah 2:4).
I'm not trying to dispute anyone or make a pronouncement regarding the relevance of this verse to the topic, just pointing out the actual verse for the sake of accuracy.

Love Ken. His daily broadcasts kept me sane in 2016 throughout the "polls say 90% chance Hillary wins" era.

No evidence habbening this Friday. This Friday is the day SC says whether it suits them to consider having some evidence presented to them someday.

I'm not joking, and don't call me Shirley

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Per Merriam-Webster

1a : to introduce or insert surreptitiously or without warrant 1b: to force another to accept especially by stealth or deceit 2: to pass off as genuine or worthy

Has anyone trained a parrot to say "Baseless claims! Baseless claims!"... internet gold, that would be.

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Warshing my deplorable basket where I keep m'Bible and m'guns

Get'a't and warsh that winda

And red up the talls when yer done

By the same token, abolishing schoolyard fights was a mistake. Lots of people have never suffered any consequences for causing trouble, and it shows.

I am smoll old lady pede, and I generally slip through my world barefaced and unchallenged. There is much compliance in my town, but significant non-compliance as well. I cringe reading about the lunacy and abuse experienced by others, but my town makes me feel a little bit hopeful. My town can't be the only one. There are pockets of sanity.

Sister Mary Elephant

I've been letting my kids eat absolutely whatever they want lately, so someday they can fondly look back on the memories of the luxurious foods that will be forbidden /unavailable/ unaffordable for the likes of us.

"And we are all stupider for having heard it."

Tools? Check. Food? Check. Comms? Check. Defense? Check. Sephora? NOPE.