Congrats! Now drive safe and keep that radio turned down.
Never met a microphone he didn't like.
Needs a little editing:
“You can own guns and do it yourselves.”
Believe it or not, Kodak invented the first digital camera. They then shelved it so it wouldn't cannibalize their film sales.
“Is that camera going to stay on?”
A girl’s gotta advertise.
DNC will use this as a chance to shoot up their own convention and blame Trump.
There’s no penalty for failure.
Does this bra make my tits look fat?
Abrams is a tank alright.
Police: “The shooter is MS-13.”
Media: “Shit, he’s one of our guys.”
They’ve been rubbing their hands over Detroit for 40 years. At some point they’re not going to have any skin left.
Somebody doesn’t want any stores in their neighborhood .
Fascism is what shows up at the last minute to try and contain communism.
Mask isn't over her nose, looks like a good bust.
Trump: "We know everything about your last election. Should I go public with it?"
Lightfoot: "Ok, send them..."
Jackie was reaching over in the limo to hand him a mask.
Should just go with the Washington Pigskins and have a flying pig for a logo.
"To the granaries! Who's wheat me?"
The eternal wisdom of Gunfucious.
There's no money in it.
"We can just make the hole a little bigger."
Hope Betsy puts him in charge of the Education budget for Michigan.
The Constitution is only as strong as you are.