A breaking news story has come out about the upcoming president Joe Biden. In the year 2011, Biden raped and killed 2 year old Jessica Colaw. Jessica was an orphan, her mother died while giving birth and her father left before she was born. She was adopted by a friend of joe Biden. His name was Benjamin Smith. Two years later he mysteriously died. Jessica Colaw disappeared after that and no one knew what happened to her until this morning. It was discovered that Joe Biden had kidnapped her and locked her in his basement. He tortured, beat, and raped her before she finally died. Joe Biden is a horrible person, please spread this story around. People need to know the truth about him.

It’s my favorite news outlet but about a week ago it started to seem off. They started calling Biden the president elect and barely talk about voter fraud. Are they betraying us or is that just me?