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Helmerj 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Audacity of Stealing Your Bike

-Barry Soetoro

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Helmerj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jill and the shill ain’t got shit on Tits McGee and Long Don Silver.

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Helmerj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you, you better do what they tell you!!!

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Helmerj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yet still the coconut shells of audits go “clop clop, clop clop, clop clop

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Helmerj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say exactly this. This house of cards keeps getting taller and more rickety, as gales brew offshore.

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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • Yeah, ill have the #19 vax with white rice

  • Yesh...?

  • Yeah, that one, I’m pointing at it

  • You like a mired or a shpicey shide affek?

  • Uhh..., mild

  • No, mired, onry shpicey

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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, this biden feller sure loves temperate weather.

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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure she’s off till mid August

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Helmerj 46 points ago +54 / -8

All 55 men received 2 and a half hours of vaginal intercourse, 3 blowjobs and a tittie fuck.

There were 2 prostitites in attendance.

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