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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll take questions that answer themselves for a thousand, Alex.

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Helmerj 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dude took his dishwasher out dishwasher shopping, lol.

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Helmerj 7 points ago +7 / -0

Decades of Frogger paying off.

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Helmerj 5 points ago +5 / -0

MSM: All the religious zealot, inbred, cousin-fuckers love Trump

Omar: Not true!

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Helmerj 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was sitting next to Dennis Quaid the other day in a restaurant and he and his wife were making small talk with me and my wife. Didn’t even realize it was him. Wish I’d noticed so I could’ve told him that I love his brother. Wonder if he’d agree.

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Helmerj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ironically, your’s would’ve been just as apt. 💯

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Helmerj 13 points ago +13 / -0

Welp, your’re screwed since no one has invented division yet.

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Helmerj 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, fuck, is Mangrate next?

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Helmerj 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude brought an e-mail forward to /pol/ meme fight.

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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure BLM doesn’t raise a white fist in the air...

NVM, just checked, it’s almost all white fists.

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Helmerj 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s the “E” in ADE that Doc Malone has been warning about for many months.

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