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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. Because Alex Trebek's dying wish was that ACB cast the deciding SCOTUS vote that hands GEOTUS another four years.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

When all of this is over, I think we need a national conversation about the importance of restoring a Civics class to high school curricula.

Because these clowns don't have the fist clue about when their boy would actually become the President Elect.

Hint: it's never.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm seeing it. It's holding at:

Biden/Harris - 259 Trump/Pence - 214

Good on 'em for not jumping on the "Let's call it already" bandwagon.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a solid analysis. Fingers crossed, I'll circle back in two days to congratulate you on getting it right.

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Hepatitis_Bea 1 point ago +1 / -0

Start with a Super Duper missile, add Space Force, and the next thing you know you're building nuclear powered space ships.

It's a straight up logical progression, when you think about it.

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Hepatitis_Bea 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you suppose they're paying his sign language guy?

There's gotta be some sort of bonus for keeping a straight face and not throwing their hands up in despair.

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Hepatitis_Bea 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's called "whistling past the graveyard". There's no way any rational person working on the Biden campaign can honestly believe that tiny crowds are better.

They're fucking losing, and they know it.

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Hepatitis_Bea 1 point ago +1 / -0

In other words: Don't believe all the evil shit you're going to see once the election is over and President Trump, with a reelection mandate and nothing to lose, rips the mask off the Deep State and it's traitorous minions.

You know, guys like me.

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Hepatitis_Bea 20 points ago +20 / -0

Right when I think I couldn't like GEOTUS any more than I already do, he comes out with a devastating reminder of why he's the perfect man for our times.

His second term will be epic!

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Streisand Effect: a social phenomenon that occurs when an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information has the unintended consequence of further publicizing that information, often via the Internet.

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Hepatitis_Bea 3 points ago +3 / -0

The smug look on Hillary's face is priceless. It never enters her mind for even a moment that she might lose to this guy.

She's the Queen of America, merely waiting for the election's inevitable outcome so she can claim her place in history as America's first woman president.

Sorry, bitch! You blew it.

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Hepatitis_Bea 3 points ago +3 / -0

But... but... muh diversity!

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Gal Gadot isn't dark enough to play Cleopatra.

I guess this is the clown world version of Apollo 13.

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Hepatitis_Bea 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think you're on solid ground for two reasons.

  1. Totally lackluster candidate at the top of the ticket. Sure, Democrats will turn out to cast a vote against Trump but that's very different from turning out to cast a vote because you're enthusiastic about your candidate. There's no comparing their enthusiasm for Biden with our enthusiasm for Trump. In fact, I haven't seen any real enthusiasm for Biden.

  2. The never ending stream of violent insurrection since the last election is going cause people who might have otherwise been indifferent to show up and vote for Trump. They won't entrust their future to the people who have given them ANTIFA, BLM, defund the police, etc. etc. The protests are redpilling tens of thousands of people in every state. Those votes will make the difference.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you, friend. I absolutely love the fact that she spends every day agonizing over losing to Donald Trump.

Sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.

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Hepatitis_Bea 5 points ago +5 / -0

And, unlike leftists, we're not inclined to riot and throw tantrums whenever we don't get our way.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it's gonna be The Hunger Games, is it? Okay.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left hates freedom of speech. Nothing new here.

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Hepatitis_Bea 19 points ago +19 / -0

I like how he's not sniffing them. I think that's an important quality in a president.

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Hepatitis_Bea 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Low" is not zero. Therefore, Trump's plasma can save lives.

Simple, actually.

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Hepatitis_Bea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't it mostly just stuff pertaining to yoga and planning for Chelsea's wedding?

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