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HerestheHarrisonDeal 75 points ago +76 / -1

I'm moving to PR to avoid federal income tax during work from home. See you soon pede.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Temple Hill KFC opens at 10:30am, so I would imagine right around then.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I've seen this movie before. It really peaks in the second Act, it's all freefall after that.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Travis Bicker was much better after he put on his happy face makeup

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wher, wher, wher, Where in the World is, Gina Haspel?

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the female director of the health department has a 225lb overhead press and tells you to sign up for OnlyFans, you know shit is FUCKED in your state.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 3 points ago +4 / -1

About NCAA athletes being paid while still in college.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

My gym is actually a church, of iron.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 51 points ago +51 / -0

FDA coronavirus advisory board meetings have more viewers.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Hey Boss, do you know the name of that green internet frog?"

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

And if you're wondering what Ted Cruz is eating, In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 33 points ago +34 / -1

No, no, just the current governance in California would be gone.

You think we would let the CCP have the West Coast? Never.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a spicy memeball, just like mama used to make!

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 43 points ago +43 / -0

Lyin' Ted to Lion Ted in under 4 years.

He really did teach them how to win.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hear me out, TWTR is right.

We're up to 18 states now. HOWDY FROM YUMA!

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Don't Mess with Texas" is probably the best advice I could ever give anyone

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had no idea you had to pay taxes on fucking your 14 year old niece....

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