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Hilliarysdustymuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree friendopede. Its time for a great reset. But OUR reset. Trees lookin mighty thirsty..

Happy thanksgiving to you and yours.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh, I can already smell Lena Dunhams unwashed sniz. Whoops nevermind, I just accidently took a shit on a piece of fish someone put on their radiator for a week.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

His rightful landslide. Happy thanksgiving hot trump chick.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do. But I'm aware of the fact that Im a selfish POS. Not gonna inflict myself on someone who is kind enough to care about me.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a conservative comedian who got SUPER CANCELLED. He gave one of the funniest TED X talks Ive ever seen. Look him up on Youtube.

Edit: The mass shooting thing is because his fans would call into news stations (hey, remember when mass shootings were a thing....wonder what the fuck happened to them eh?) and say that Sam Hyde was the trigger man.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's behind most of the mass shootings of the past decade. Real wild card that guy.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hey, im 35 and don't talk to my dad (he is a massive prick who deserves it though) I'll be your td.win son and you can be my td.win dad. And I just realized how homoerotic everything I just typed seemed. And here I am about to hit save when I could really just delete this comment but oh fuck, here I go gay posting gain. Seriously though, its rough being estranged from family, you ever wanna talk, I'm here .Happy Thanksgiving pede.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate them too. And arrows on the floor telling the directions you’re “allowed “ to go. It really just feels like the powers that be are trying their hardest to turn us into demoralized sheep that will gladly do whatever they say. Honestly, I’m very close to a breaking point.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trust me. Most of us hate doing it. I refuse to enforce it on anybody. When corporate tells you you have to wear a mask to work or not be able to pay rent, you get real Fuckin tired of authoritarian measures.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh, chinook is the word canadians from Alberta use to describe the warm wind that blows in from the west that melts our winter snows. I always thought it was a purely Canadian thing. Now that I think about it though, its a force not of our home that comes in and makes everything better. It must be an American thing.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hussein’s farts haven’t made a sound in years.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

By putting her twinkies on the top shelf.

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Hilliarysdustymuff 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wow, it’s almost like he doesn’t go on tv and stroke hatred towards the police. GIVE THIS MAN A NOBLE PEACE PRIZE...never mind, he’s not an empty suit who has accomplished nothing.