Oh my God. I just had a vision of the scurrilous old toad, Schumer, with a wilted half-chub, bent over, staring hopefully at his miniscule member, wishing with all his heart that it will fill that last tortuous half with weak, watery blood, so he can creakily crawl on top of his 'lovely' wife.
You just killed my penis!!!
Well I'm confused. She looks like a cartoon character. I always assumed that the astounding stupidity of those characters was for comedic effect. It wasn't until this instance, that I realized I grew up watching, not 'cartoons', but documentaries of "Democrat behavior".
I deleted my first comment.
You did well. Cooler heads prevail. Stupid, entitled children (of all ages) are best left to their own destruction.
In regards to your mom, that's a tough one.
I had similar challenges with my mother while she was alive( I still miss her and I always will). There comes a point when perhaps the wisest choice is to confront the situation. If your mom knows how you feel, then she's doing it consciously to provoke you. I've been there. My recommendation: "Mom, you know how I feel. We disagree. So unless you're trying to get into a fight, how about you shut the fuck up?"
I know it sounds crazy and disrespectful, but some moms need to be reminded that you're not a child anymore. You don't have to agree on everything, but adult mutual respect has to be MUTUAL.
We've come to a point in history, when a Democrat can lie, cheat, obfuscate and deflect, and everyone (on both sides) is like; "Yep. So what's up with you? How are the kids doing with the online schooling thing?"
We know they lie. Their own voters know they're lying and they're completely ok with it (the greater good). That's why they don't work too hard to hide it anymore.
It's not lying. It's FORTIFYING the truth.
Tight.