That's all the Democrats have. They cater to the lowest common denominator. Bottom-feeding, blood-drinking scum of the earth.
If the Dummycrats keep erasing history and cancelling shit, there ain't gonna be anything left to erase or cancel.
TUNAK TUNAK TUN
Let's just say you're out on the town with your fellow Bolsheviks and you decide to immolate the entire fifth precinct in the name of racial equality. It's late at night, you're stifling in your Black Flag swap meet skivvies, you get distracted...and you accidentally set your beloved Air Jordans ablaze...LIKE SO! At 6'6'' from North Carolina...MISTER BOJANGLES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BIDEN used COMPLETE SENTENCE!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Congratulations! Your ANTIFAG evolved into GOOD COMMUNIST!
And just like that, Winona Ryder's spank bank membership was revoked.
Next thing you know, Biden will be the newest DLC fighter for Smash Bros Ultimate. His moveset will consist of sleeping throughout most of the match, slowly pacing across the stage at random moments, and occasionally knocking himself out in a fit of confusion.
Has science gone too far?
Trump better fucking retweet this. This is a goldmine.
Hans...are we the baddies?
You know what would go great with those nipple piercings? An orange jumpsuit.
GUH HUH MOTHERFUCKERS
From a distance, it looks like a red pill. Coincidence?
Imagine the stench in that room...dear God.
I M A G I N E M Y S H A R K
What a 🐊 of 💩.
Such a damn shame. I've been a huge Geographic fan my whole life. I still binge-watch their old documentaries on YouTube. Another one bites the dust, I suppose.
If that was my son, I'd go straight to the nearest hood and go Frank Castle on their asses.
So he tied an onion to his belt...which was the style at the time.
I think I'm in love, lads.
Better pack it up, boys. He's got a Snopes link. Game over, man. Game over.
BIG VAGINA ENERGY
As a MSU fan, this gave me a good chuckle.
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