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Holyfvck666 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly this is an absolutely brilliant idea. We should just start fully embracing and taking advantage of every dumb idea the left has before they can. Just frustrate them like they frustrate us

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Holyfvck666 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shiiiit. I wouldn’t fuck this bitch with someone else’s dick. Yikes!

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Holyfvck666 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patton Oswalt’s Chinese Twitter account ??

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Holyfvck666 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden is gonna make George W look like a damn valedictorian

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Holyfvck666 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is he using them as a crowd? People keep saying this, but Trump is the one who ordered them there, not sleepy Joe. Trump is still the head NIC for the next 4 days

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Holyfvck666 48 points ago +48 / -0

Trump declassifies everything from Obamagate to 9/11. 75% of DC rewarded with free helicopter rides. Trump makes possibly the best and shortest speech ever which goes like this... “you didn’t really think I was gonna let sleepy joe get away with this?” Sunglasses and cigar appear out of nowhere and float to his face as “The Next Episode” by Dr. Dre blasts over the P.A. System. Cue next 4 years of winning

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Holyfvck666 0 points ago +4 / -4

We really do have the best tiddies

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Holyfvck666 6 points ago +6 / -0

Move the barrier, walk over to the tables, then observe. Don’t let them push you around. If they forcibly drag you out, then proceed to the next step, which is... I don’t wanna say it... but it rhymes with shmarmed shmilitia

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Holyfvck666 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck this guy. These motherfuckers were absolute assholes for 4 years and they start whining when they get a couple death threats? Kick rocks Senator Carper

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Holyfvck666 7 points ago +7 / -0

Am I the only one laughing my ass off at this comment? You sir, have won the internet today

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Holyfvck666 3 points ago +3 / -0

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.

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