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Honkey_McCracker 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm a teacher, and once while trying to break up a fight I was pepper sprayed by a security guard. He was aiming at the two that were fighting, but I got it point blank in the face. I l grabbed him by the shirt and told him to take me to the bathroom so that I could wash off my face since I couldn't see a blessed thing. That night when I took a shower, there spray that was in my hair washed down to my crotch, and my wife said that she had never heard a man scream that loud. Inner city schools are fucking hellholes. Left that shit hole 18 years ago.

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Honkey_McCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought that this was a clip of a guy that was finding out that his date was a tranny.

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Honkey_McCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife is Cajun, and I cook some damn good Tex-Mex. They can fuck off with that "white people food be bland" shit.

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Honkey_McCracker 15 points ago +15 / -0

A few years ago, we were in Orlando and my wife wanted to go to Disney Springs, which is basically a big outdoor shopping mall. This was during the height of the masking b.s. My wife wanted to go into the Disney store there. As we were walking there, you could see fag pride banners and signs in various places. As we were about to go into the store, we were stopped by store security because we didn't have a mask. I said, "You won't let us go into your store because we aren't wearing masks...that don't do anything to stop Covid....but yet you have signs up all over that celebrate a lifestyle that is the main vector for aids and untold other STDs?" They of course didn't have an answer for that. Needless to say, we didn't go in and didn't buy anything at the mall at all.

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Honkey_McCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can understand the 1st one because the house appraised for more than last year, but to do it again seems excessive. My wife thinks that they are just trying to fuck us because we're locked in to a low interest rate, but I don't know.

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Honkey_McCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't have any 100 round magazines. I've never "needed" any 100 round magazines. I don't "need" a fucking Peterbilt dump truck either, but if I want any of those things, I shouldn't be prohibited to buy or unduly taxed for them. It's not titled "The Bill of Needs", and the 2nd Amendment wasn't written in case the fucking deer were rising up against us, you cock sucking faggots!

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Honkey_McCracker 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm currently watching "The Deep".. a 70s movie with Nick Nolte and Jacqueline Bissett. She is absolutely gorgeous. I can't think of any actress from the last 20 years that is as good looking as her.

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Honkey_McCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn. We live in an older house that didn't have a dedicated pantry when originally built, so our pantry is a large bookshelf.

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Honkey_McCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

"No one is trying to take away your gas stoves."

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Honkey_McCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know. I was just sharing the link so that people would know that it wasn't just an unlabeled shitpost.

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Honkey_McCracker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I must have been really sheltered while growing up because that's all that I thought they were for a really long time...glass roses.

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Honkey_McCracker 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm 6'1", but I never felt that I was tall until I went to college. Literally from the first day that I set foot on campus (I didn't go to college right out of high school, I was 23 when I began), I had women.... VERY GOOD LOOKING women... wanting to go out with me. I don't consider myself particularly attractive either. I ended up getting engaged to an 18 year old freshman from a very small town and that hadn't been brainwashed by leftist trash, and we've been together for 22 years now, 18 of those years married.

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Honkey_McCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're going to get black folks all riled up about getting paid, then they ain't going to pay them shit. Instant riots.

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Honkey_McCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember the clip of Hiliary catching Bill checking out another woman during Trump's inauguration?

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Honkey_McCracker 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was in a large used book store yesterday and accidentally left a book about pig farming on top of a koran.

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