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Honkycracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

The word stretch comes to mind, both as a verb and a noun.

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Honkycracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nosferatu's mini-me.

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Honkycracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched a fat masker clear the shelf of all the canned gravy yesterday, even made the stocker check the top shelf. I automatically assumed she was wearing the mask for her health.

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Honkycracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.

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Honkycracker 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dad always told me the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is about a week. This guys should go fuck a goat in protest.

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