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HotRoastedNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am so tired of talk. All I hear is tough talk from the Justice Department and no action. Call me when Comey is indicted.

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HotRoastedNuts 9 points ago +9 / -0

C'mon man. We'll judge people by the table of their contents, you know, the thing!

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HotRoastedNuts 26 points ago +27 / -1

What? I thought Germans were used to restrictions, it's part of their DNA, right?

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HotRoastedNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michelle, 53, showed off her world renowned physique in a pair of white shorts and a black tank top.

I wonder much Mike benches?

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HotRoastedNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

now, now, now, go burn down a car dealership in the name of racial Justice, you'll feel better.

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HotRoastedNuts 19 points ago +19 / -0

Joe's handlers did fairly well with his meds tonight. He stayed awake for the entire speech.

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HotRoastedNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe this, it's been two hours and I'm still alive. I've been hiding in a Walmart so I'm probably safe from the Coronavirus.

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HotRoastedNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked, you're right. $603,817 for a late model Sidewinder.

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HotRoastedNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's our loss. There have been a few time where I have wished I had a rooftop Sidewinder on my car.

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HotRoastedNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm telling ya, President Trump is the only saving grace to 2020. My presidential election predictions have been shit for 20 years so I hope to hell I get this one right in November. Trump 2020!

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HotRoastedNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'd be shittin' my pants if I was you."

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HotRoastedNuts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait a second, if you have smooth roads how is Vasilisa going to feel at home coming from Michigan? My state borders Minnesota and if you want to road test (fuck-up) your suspension I-90 is a great place to start.

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