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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

This happened at Y2K. Remember that? 104 year olds got invites to Kindergarten. A Model T owner got a bill for 100 years of overdue registration. Funny stuff.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit like this has been floating around for decades. The Phil Donahugh Show in the 80’s (?) had an episode where black “leaders” brought up that Angel Food cake is white while Devil’s Food cake is dark. Then there is billiards where the white ball takes out all the other colors before finally taking out the black one.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just haven’t received the memo from their woketard superintendent yet.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was the subject of a Phil Donahue Show back in the late ‘80s. Here were two of the lines.

  • Why is Angel Food cake white while Devil’s Food cake is black? -In billiards, the white ball takes out the other colors first and the black ball last, just to make sure blacks know their place.
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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 2 points ago +2 / -0

But only for gun issues. I was so fucking sick of the NRA blindly supporting Harry Reid. Even though Reid’s only redeeming quality was his refusal to bring up gun control bills in the Senate he was a complete commie traitor.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 2 points ago +2 / -0

GTFO, asshole. Here’s my bill for your education.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw David Icke in 1999 at a conference. He talked for four hours without a break. Made a lot of sense and also had some outlandish claims about the Illuminati and who runs the world. His main point was if we all stopped participating in the game they’re playing it all falls apart and can then be easily defeated.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silly me...I misread the title as “the cause is over.”

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Nothing is over! NOTHING!”

John Rambo at the end of First Blood.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, so that’s NOT a hammer and sickle? It just resembles one...got it.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 1 point ago +1 / -0

The “resident” in the White House is going to need an escalator to get on that plane.

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meditating dude thinking to himself: 💭 “In another time and place, I’d have kicked all your asses by now.”

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