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HuntedVVumpus 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol as if critical race training actively uses some part of your brain.

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HuntedVVumpus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I went to church, the library, the gas station, and the grocery store every single time I felt like it this year and haven't been sick once in over 10 months. Am I some kind of genetic wonder specimen?

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HuntedVVumpus 13 points ago +14 / -1

Why are we continually forced to agree with people saying that "Democrats are the problem here." The corrupt establishment crosses party lines, and continually keeping our accusations across party lines makes our arguments weaker. Fuck fox, fuck the DNC, fuck the CCP, and especially fuck the GOP cucks who do nothing to stop the fraud in order to go back to their corrupt money schemes.

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't worry, if Russia smokes ONE BLUNT Kamala will lock em up and throw away the key. Those guys better watch out.

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HuntedVVumpus 17 points ago +17 / -0

my voting machine called me a faggot, threw bleach on me, and yelled that i wasn't welcome in maga country. didn't take my subway sub tho cause i'm badass like that.

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah doing it by hand is the problem. How do we get all the votes if we can't electronically switch them all remotely from the tunnel bunker that connects Biden's basement to China?

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HuntedVVumpus 9 points ago +9 / -0

hold on; stop counting. there's a water leak. ima just set down this suitcase which definitely doesn't have 600 more electoral votes in it.

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HuntedVVumpus 7 points ago +7 / -0

my son who is 8 would like those drugs. i mean my daughter. whatever. Ze can consent to them is what I am saying, and the government needs to pay for those drugs too because of systematic transphobia.

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HuntedVVumpus 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the forensic computer scientists drove off the golden gate bridge together. They must have had some sort of suicide pact or something. Anyways, who is Biden going to add to his cabinet today?

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. I started watching him maybe 5 years ago but ultimately stopped because he was just too into hippy wellness stuff. Lately though he has be BASED. I'm back to not missing an upload from JP.

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HuntedVVumpus 15 points ago +15 / -0

no fuckin way. she's too old for that.

ok maybe just one little sniff.

ok a little more.

fuck it. SNNNNFFFFFFFFFF. mmmmmmm.

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

crap left my bleach at home

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HuntedVVumpus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauerkraut, cherries, collard greens.

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HuntedVVumpus 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah man, the loneliness is real. I'm in the process of finding new friends because of this, and gov. waltz is trying to keep me from doing that.

EDIT: "wont let me" --> "is trying to keep me from"

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HuntedVVumpus 0 points ago +1 / -1

but we don't ever talk, just bone

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK this is probably the funniest thing I've heard in months. I seriously just teared up.

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