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Hunter Biden’s Sex Tapes, The CCP’s “BGY” Infiltration in the U.S., Evil Alliance to Dominate the World by pray_for_kekistan
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HunterBlden 16 points ago +17 / -1

I'm sorry, Dad.

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HunterBlden 98 points ago +101 / -3 (edited)

Oh my gosh. I'm so embarrassed. These images should not have come out. I worked so hard on creating this collection of dick picks and now they are out for everyone to see. I must castrate myself now and become senile like my father.

Edit 1: The foot job was not my idea. Hallie told me that Beau used to enjoy it. Why does he get to enjoy it and not me???? It's not fair, dad. I had to do it. sniffff

Edit 2: I just don't get why everyone is railing on me! My penile shaft has a mind of its own. It's not my fault I sniffff, the son of the Vice President of the United States, took 5,822 images of my dick in various forms and locations! The thing breathes, just like the Constitution. sniffffffffff

Edit 3: Dad, I know I'm always gonna be your retarded child. But please love me.

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