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I-got-2-scoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the reasons for our continued presence in Afghanistan. Greenies will ignore that they are killing brown ppl so they can have those electric vehicles,

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I-got-2-scoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky

It had the one long horn, one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"

It looks like a purple eater to me

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)

A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)

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I-got-2-scoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

"RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTRIC GRID" Hello China feel free to fuck over power distribution in the US to your hearts content.

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I-got-2-scoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sounds like a bunch of names I wont vote for. INB4 guilt post. I've always been a registered Independent. Trump made me vote GOP.

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I-got-2-scoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

The killing fields will start soon after

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I-got-2-scoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA They amaze it everyday.

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I-got-2-scoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost time to brush off some doom paul memes. "You could've prevented this!'

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I-got-2-scoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's gonna have an accident. Be careful lady, your dealing with pure evil.

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I-got-2-scoops 5 points ago +6 / -1

They have to be planning some evil shit for all of this. Nobody cares about DC, other than them taking our money and doing fucked up shit with it.

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I-got-2-scoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a liberal thing. I sang it in elementary school many moons ago, but that was when schools had extracurricular activities.

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I-got-2-scoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely not us. We would send a phalanx of Emus. We know how effective they are against Aussies. They would run rough shod over the police. The Great EMU war II: Electric BurgerGlue

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I-got-2-scoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Yes. Remove the police and military down at Capitol Hill right this instant. Do it. Muahaha Muahahaha

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