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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang, you beat me to it Baldwin. No going off half cocked for you!

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IBentMyWookie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hey you leave the redheads outta this…

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IBentMyWookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read the stat years ago, so I’ll be butchering it now… but when it’s the wife who passes first, and they were a couple for 40 or more years, the husband typically passes within a year.

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this is a meme, but that game was dope back in the day (on 4-5 floppy drives).

The version my parents bought us came with an almanac so you could look up the answers to the questions yourself.

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure pool noodles are flammable as fuck. It’d be a shame if……..

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don’t want kids thinking for themselves; they want kids thinking for THEYself; part of the Borg! Part of the Groupthink machine! How dare you color inside the lines, “I said we gay today!”

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a “poster” (it’s a meme, but could be blown up to science class sized poster) of a couple dozen body parts, and the food that compliments and heals them, and it’s eerie how similar they are in structure

Brain -> walnut, cross cut of carrot -> iris, etc.

Edit: this, but I saw a pic with at least 20 matches

https://www.drthindhomeopathy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/food-bodyparts.jpg

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but at least he didn’t flay and invert his dick.

I hope.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. Paid $1,500 for mine in 2016

I know very little about auto repair, but so far I’ve done the plugs and harness, alternator, power steering motor and hoses, and cleaned out the throttle/o2 when it was hesitating.

Such an easy platform to learn on.

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sup fellow XJ.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I teach Elementary school. I’ve been mis gendered dozens of times, including being called “mommy” and Miss instead of Mister. It’s because kids revert to language they know and are comfortable with by default.

I laugh, say It’s “Mr” and move on. This LADY is wasting time with this garbage and not becoming a better teacher.

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IBentMyWookie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Third.

Also, this ain’t helping the whole “redhead going extinct” thing.

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IBentMyWookie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bro 30 is being kind! I’m 43 and crush 3-4 beers a night for the last 20 years, and I’m feeling like a looker compared to this ghoul.

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IBentMyWookie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know one person who is third generation stupid-rich. Like, the family owns a BUILDING off of Central Park, not just a condo.

And he’s emotionally stunted and clueless as hell how anything works in the world. Especially money.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

That dead sack of shit is 22!?! I’m almost twice his age and look better than that.

Meth is a helluva drug.

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IBentMyWookie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also, quote her entire screed like you did here, but correct all her grammar. And make sure to add a hearty “Cleaned this up for you. You’re welcome!”

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