The only response we should ever give to these low lives who defend ‘Cuties’ or any other pedophilic shit out there. They only deserve mockery for their degeneracy.
Just wondering.
Did you know that an average MLB player makes as much as the annual salary of a police officer in two games?
Did you know that an average NHL player makes as much as the annual salary of a police officer in one game?
Did you know that an average NBA player makes as much as the annual salary of a police officer in half a game?
I’d be curious to know if they would put on a REAL uniform and put themselves in life and death situations for a job they would have to work 80+ years to make as much as they would in one?
And in this job, if they miss a shot, they wouldn’t just lose the game, they would lose everything.
Idea: what if we, hear me out, transfer all the goods from grocery stores, stay with me, into schools and have teachers, listen now, work as clerks and shelf stockers this school year!? Then set up desks (socially distanced) in the massive empty store buildings and have the grocery clerks teach our kids?!
Teachers can keep their salaries while not being put at risk, and grocery clerks can teach our kids because they have proven their resilience, strength, and bravery and that’s exactly the traits our children should learn.
Who’s with me!?
BONUS IDEA: OR we give teachers 15 minutes each day to make a cringe TikTok dance video, and we promise to share it and say how brave they are.
328 million Americans
70% are under 55
70% is herd immunity
3.1% death rate for general population
0.4% for people under 55
Less than 1 million people would die if we intentionally infected everyone under 55
CAVEAT: Antibody studies and general population testing suggests cases are 10-20 times higher than our numbers (ones used above) so in reality, if we just told everyone over 55 to stay home for a couple months and everyone else got it, the deaths would have been 50-100k and it would no longer be a threat to anyone.
‘Just want to be probed’
Just want to be probed
From what I was told
Little green men with instruments cold
Hope they use lube
When they inspect my tube
Also cylinder is better than the shape of a cube
But I won’t make demands
They could use their hands!
Any probe is desired, you understand
My time finally came!
I’m ready for pain
I bent over with emotions I couldn’t contain
After a short wait
In came Bill Gates
Holding a vial with which to desecrate
Shocked by the scene
He told me to lean
And shut up as he injected me with covid-19
