To the people blindly throwing darts that said Biden would have us at war within 24 hours, you hit a very solid bullseye.
“You were pregnant but the vaccine stripped your body of the ability to produce placenta. You can’t have kids. Ever. But hey you won’t get COVID! Oh wait here’s your second shot, see ya next year when ya need to re-up!”
If it happens I’m gonna be live streaming my reactions and commentary during the whole thing if it’s put on TV. Figure a bit of a roast would be good for their acclimation to where they’re going.
Whenever I have a customer apologize for not wearing their mask “correctly” I always say “I literally could not care, I’m healthy and this is a skate shop. We are kinda about that counter culture thing.” It’s sad that their laugh is always one of relief, like their mind was preparing for a verbal lashing and they were grateful for the fact that someone was acting human towards them.
And just like that, warning labels vanished.
Hate your elders until you see someone outside by themselves without a mask on, then it’s suddenly “YOU’RE LITERALLY KILLING MY GRANDMA!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!”
It’s more than likely a disgustingly huge percentage. As soon as I heard what testing they were using, I knew we’d see bogus outrageous numbers. I’ve been calling a majority of this shit to my friends and family before it happens and most of them still refuse to acknowledge that they were played hard and raw.
The overly liberal side of my family is adopting the media’s “Drown it out with lies” attitude. Their facebooks have been nothing but a constant stream of stuff saying “SeeeeeeeEEeeeeEEEEeeee BIIIIIDEEEEENNNNN WOOOONNNN!!!”
I think my username kind of explains what I use Reddit for at this point. That and munchkin cats.
This is an NFS title I’d get behind!
I find it hilarious that the liberal idiots are going around screaming that this is a horrendous use of tax payer money.
Not like those dumb fucks spent 4 years worth of tax payer money to chase a false conspiracy that lead to a farce of an impeachment and a just acquittal.
Can’t also forget the generation of overt racists that will result from the “Summer of love”.
The MAGA skateboarding community would like to say hi!
Funny how all of this is happening, all of the news outlets are simultaneously reporting that, once again, Biden has won. This is like their 4th call on this while mountains of evidence are crashing down upon the entire election. This is going to genuinely cause some people to off themselves when it’s officially declared for Trump.
I’ve got a feeling that in the years after this whole thing, this clip will be included in videos about what a person looks like with a planet sized level of panic setting in. Hopefully the video will also feature the likes of Obummer, Joe, Harris, a bunch of corporate backed “revolutionaries”, Pelosi, Newsom, Polis.
If I meet someone and they start talking about their mental illnesses like they are a fucking Scouts badge, I know without a shadow of a doubt that they are hardcore libs. It’s like a badge of honor for them to be able to say “I’m completely unstable but that’s the Orange man’s fault!”
I’ve got the Texas native card that I can pull which gets the wife in. Same idea though, we will settle somewhere that’s arms length from everyone and where everyone minds their Ps and Qs.
My wife and I are already looking to move south to Texas or Florida once the lease on our current rental is up. Hopefully we won’t all be sectioned off by state by then thus requiring us to get “citizenship” in another state while illegal free loaders are allowed to pour over whatever border suits their fancy that day.
Just checked my in person vote status and it’s showing that no records are found. It indicated that I’d submitted my ballot on Election Day. Fuckery is afoot in Colorado.
If you’re an up to date Apple user, your fingerprint does diddly. It’s all FaceID now (which works sooooooo well with the face diaper).
Only one band has gone far enough to be struck from my library. To be fair, Machine Head collapsed about a year after their Rage Against the President album came out.
Makes me want to slap a couple of these in “How did they do that!?” spots at the skatepark. Drive out the liberal idiots with a tiny sticky beacon! It’s ain’t the skatepark anymore bitches! It’s the basedpark!
I’m in a red flag state as well and my parents DO NOT know about any firearm in my possession. As far as they know, I’m unarmed and it will remain that way unless I have to help defend them, after that I’d better not hear any bitching.
The lack of ANY coverage about the election is glaring. Normies are starting to wake up, a lot more comments going along the lines of “What about the election?”
I was betting on him starting a war 3-4 months in, Pelosi and Harris pretending to be appalled, 25th him, install Harris and keep the war going under the radar thanks to the media playing cover.