Go to a shooting range. I guess my advice may not work out for you if you live in a Blue State. However, if you live in TN as I do, Head out to the range. You can rent a firearm there if you do not have one. You would meet many single guys and some great, like minded, ladies also.
If Snoop misses his LIL Wayne so much, throw Snoop in the slam with him.
If you fly the flag in front of your home or business, as I do, Fly it upside down from now until the Commies are rotting in the streets.
You may be suprised to find one nearby. Many large cities here in the South and in the Midwestern states have indoor ranges. I am lucky enough to have my own right out back.