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IYDKMIGTHTKY 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look on the bright side, now you can invite your friends over and listen to them take a dump with startling audio clarity!

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 3 points ago +3 / -0

I honestly believe the government could bring back Prima Nocta and large sections of the population would rationalize it as a good thing. "We're from the government, and we are here to provide your daughter with a safe and inclusive first sexual experience. Step aside."

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know how you feel. I don't really have much to complain about in my life. Got my wife, my health, my dogs. Pretty much all my needs and wants are met. And yet, I feel this tension everyday, like Sword of Damocles tension. Its mentally exhausting. I just want life to be boring for awhile, if that makes any sense.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the military not at all concerned about this? Hand control of the nuclear football to people wholly owned by the CCP? This is beyond politics. What the hell is going on here!

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

I rewatched some of the L. A. riot footage recently. It was a lot wilder than I remember. Some Korean grandpa comes running out of a store just blazing away with a handgun. Absolutely no fucks given.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hold on, I'm getting a response from the Pentagon. Standby........standby.........standby..............................

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 4 points ago +4 / -0

Xi Jinping has left the chat

Seriously, the way this tool flies under the radar is just astonishing. CCP cock must taste like General Tso's Chicken with the way everybody on the left is gobbling it up.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 1 point ago +1 / -0

The actual 30 second commercial version is no longer available, but Maximum The Hormone's Cup Noodle ad is my favorite. I can imagine the board meeting of a bunch of Japanese dudes in suits going "Yup, this is it! Run it!"

Link to the longform "hungry pride" commercial here: link

NSFW because of some Nat Geo footage of animals eating other animals.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

11:00 am Monday through Friday was like the sun coming up everyday. That sonorous voice booming out of the radio. You didn't think twice about it because you just knew he would always be there. A giant of a man and a true inspiration. May his words ring out eternally until entropy darkens the Universe. Rest in peace, Rush.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uwu omg yaaaaaassssssss!!!! Dr. Jill is my bias, she's so extra! Such a mood! 💯 🤩

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is pretty sad. I watched hours of the Minneapolis riots uninterrupted from random streamers on the street with better video quality. It really shouldn't be that difficult for RSBN. Maybe there is throttling shenanigans going on.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember one special individual that was literally clawing at the doors with her fingernails, like an animal.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schumer's melodramatic way of speaking drives me up the wall. He is insufferably self-righteous.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, the "hug me, I'm a person not a virus" squad. The CCP are just fucking evil.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Bill Burr talks about pundits criticizing Schwartzenegger's infidelity, Karl Rove is who I immediately picture. "Fuckin' old guys who never got any, with their jowels..."

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 1 point ago +1 / -0

My foot now identifies as a cotton swab, please bend over Mr. Contact Tracer.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to understand that the large majority of the public is not really aware of the unbelievable brutality of the cartels, MS13, etc. They think its all like Miami Vice or something. Just drug dealers making deals in shadowy warehouses. They don't see the flayed bodies hanging from highway overpasses and bridges in Mexico. They just don't know. I'm as far away from the border as you can get before hitting Canada, and it freaks me out knowing these people are in the USA doing this horrible shit. They are not human, not even animals really. They kill, torture, and mutilate because they think its funny. Media takes the blame for this, as usual. Lying by withholding information. All of our problems start with the media.

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