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I_SPEAK_JIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine is the black dude sitting on a bed

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 5 points ago +5 / -0

This really surprised the guy sitting in jiffy lube waiting for them to show him his dirty air filter

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Justice Fred Flintstone in a wig

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell them that you have an erection. Refuse to talk about anything else. Ask concerning questions

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I took children's vitamins. They were there only vitamins that I could find with zinc vitD and vitC. Drank a bunch of water. Took 5 or 6 gummies a day of those

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 8 points ago +9 / -1

With those hips she couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can be defeated by a staircase

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it was a real vaccine that stopped the spread of the virus and was tested to be fully safe and allowed for medical and religious exemptions I would accept a mandate for medical professionals. But a leaky ineffective "vaccine" that is an untested gene therapy that does not stop transmission or infection should be voluntary for the standard testing period and never mandated

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 21 points ago +21 / -0

She will ride on the handlebars of his Segway

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's a nice piece, Clark. If you don't mind me asking how much it set you back. I think I might be able to fumigate it

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 5 points ago +5 / -0

She eats grass through a chain link fence

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tested positive last year. I got tested so that I could get short term disability for 2 weeks that wouldn't go against my sick leave or vacation

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