If I remember correctly Biden did this same point to an aunt jemima bottle, before shitting his pants and surrendering his wallet thinking it was going to rob him.

Barring the XXX version of the Lion King, I doubt a hyena could abuse that much black dick.

Yet he continues to keep the money made off of it for some reason. "Hey, I profited off something and no longer want people doing the same."

Laughs in South Africa.

That's the second-biggest congregation of black dicks, the first being Kamala Harris' 26th birthday.

Probably because much like most "epstein-centric" senators, that's the lowest % they're willing to admit they dabble with.

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I'm confused: if someone had sex with aoc, would that constitute muppet necking?

Nah, the angriest person in the country is Bill as if they had created enough votes he wouldn't be forced to live with her for 4 years.

You have to think if who wants to be a millionaire ever aired in Scotland that'd be one of the questions.

"Alright Tim, foah $200 what is the proper way to respond to a pregnant woman assaulting a pitbull with a cinderblock?

A) Call the police B) Call Pet Control

C) Take a selfie D) Do nothing, because pitbulls are royt cunts and deserve to die"

I mean much like him they too have hairy legs that children are surprisingly fascinated by.

Laughs in terrible ginger press secretary.

If I remember right they're burying these things in syria, which much like all other white things that lives there means that by law they have to be put in shallow graves.

I think it's because that's where you can find her side-business: selling turquoise jewelry and jeff goldblum body pillows.

Rephrase: it's a shame the golden age 90s animaniacs aren't around. The ones where they'd casually toss out a fingerprints joke and the adults in the room would be smirking.

I mean if the trans shenanigans keep happening that's what breeding for them will look like.

I think it's because people see his first name and confuse him with the slightly more white member of the Dudley Boys.

It's a shame the Animaniacs aren't around still, would love to see Wacko do a song about all the places Kamala has given oral to a random elderly gentleman.

I mean they're getting smarter. If I remember right they voted in record numbers for trump in the last election.

See, I'd go one step further. One of my buddies used to work for one of those calling center's that'd do specialty stuff like wake-up calls. I'd sign them up for them, but have it be random animal noises at different times of day. You have to think after a month of moo'ing and woofing they'd go pretty crazy.

Remember: you can't spell PTSD without TDS.

I mean they're the same people who trusted the advice of Bill Nye the "science guy" on genders and global warming despite him being an engineer, so I'm under the impression they can't tell different meanings of words.

"Everyone trusts doctors, right? Well this is a doctored video, so it's like a doctor."

Better yet, make your own pronouns but have them be elipsies followed by a random swear word so that whenever someone refers to you it makes them look like they have tourettes. "How are you today... shit...ass!"

Oh, I wouldn't say the worst QB in history. Like for their franchise definitely as it seems as though they've had a hall of famer for most of their history (montana, young, smith, garcia when he wasn't complete dogshit). Definitely the most overpaid though, as if I remember right he got something like $60m for what ended up only being 40 games, which if averaged out would put him in top-5 territory.