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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't accepting money from stuff like twitch illegal for politicians? I remember reading somewhere that one of the mid-west governors was gonna do an IRL stream of his daily shenanigans, but had to cancel due to legal issues.

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's also National Mixed-Race Single Parents Awareness Month too. Am starting to notice a trend going on.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is funny as in a way she's kinda like an artist of sorts, trying to get attention despite having skills noone would consider useful. Much like Van Gogh chopping off his own ear for his craft, she's using all available means to try and extend that 15min clock of hers. I wouldn't be surprised at all if she attempts to create an onlyfans soon once her twitch shenanigans stop producing decent $.

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Better yet turn the hearing into a golf course. "Hey Pelosi, can you scooch over? Your giant sagging vagina neck is distracting me from this 30 foot put."

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure? Last I checked WW2 was solely won based off of dick measuring contests. It's why whenever I show a japanese person the nuclear bomb tattoo on my scrote, their response is usually complete shock with a hint of envy.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not just old war pics, but old pictures in general. Dammit, I want to see her in the last supper quipping about how jesus was racist for not inviting any minorities.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

That and about 30 Olive Garden regulars who think if she's re-elected they'll get unlimited breadsticks and possibly their drinks quicker.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're also releasing special mcnuggets in honor of Obama. They're dry, bitter, and self-destruct whenever a syrian child attempts to eat them.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

They see the end, but don't actively understand how to get there. These are the same people who in their mid 20s need to be reminded not to accept candy from strangers and not enter their windowless vans.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "thing" on the right looks like a bowling ball from one of those c-tier bowling allies that get scarce amounts of customers and thus have to forgo actual cleaning supplies for them. I don't know whether to spit on it, or stick three fingers in it and go for a strike.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't help that the olive garden she works at is still closed, so she has to resort to the likes of twitch to have any males pay attention to her.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

You say this, yet many leftist women are obsessed with 50 shades of grey and would happily describe their dream bondage fantasy under the guise of an actual assault. Hell, that one lady who dragged around the mattress everywhere claiming to be assaulted did that and was later found to have multiple subscriptions to bdsm stuff.

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IamM 6 points ago +7 / -1

If we can give the former press secretary a nickname (K-Mac), why can't we give the current one one too? Am thinking "the circle jerker" could be quite catchy.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

See, I didn't find it funny even though I'm under the impression Jimmy Kimmel's been a wanna-be comedian and has only gained his success through things that had zero chance of failing (being paired with carolla on the man show, being one of ben stein's hosts when he did his show). There's only been a handful of high-quality blackface things, and the roddy piper/tropic thunder things immediately spring to mind.

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IamM 87 points ago +87 / -0

"I'm not racist, my gun is black. Despite only being 13% of the size of an assault rifle it makes up 60% of my total ammo consumption."

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blacks get a month, gays apparently get a month, trees get an entire day. It goes to show where the left's priorities are.

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IamM 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wait, why is george floyd in the advert on the bottom? Did the democrats secretly use time travel?

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I'm in canada and it's even worse with our healthcare system. Doctors tend to be backed up for months due to people needing to go in for the most trivial things (I know of people who will use their medical doctors as psychiatrists), the amount of people who fake injuries just to get loaded up on free drugs is quite high, and it also isn't as free as most people think due to our taxes being ludicrously high.

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Knowing them, if you presented the origins of WW2 leaving out any context of countries, they'd probably side with the germans. "Wait, you're saying they promised free healthcare and attacking the rich?"

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Manson has since sued Quinten Terrentino for copyright infringement after he used his schtick in inglorious bastards.

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IamM 0 points ago +1 / -1

A surprising amount of them. I don't think people realize that poor diets can make you fat no matter what you eat. Like you could spend years eating nothing but bread and water and still be fat due to quantity over quality.

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IamM 6 points ago +7 / -1

In a way that actually makes the stories darker knowing the whole deal between gays and predatory behavior. Like imagine re-reading through the books, and realizing that an old gay possibly pedophilic man who can use magic for effectively whatever he wants is head of a school. It'd be like finding out Ray Rice was working at a battered women's shelter.

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