You have to think most liberals who were given this question had a response of "defend? That implies my answer is wrong which it most certainly isn't. I watched 5 seconds of CNN and now know that anyone who criticizes this answer is a racist and a bigot.", only for the teacher to ask why a 24 year old is still in the third grade.

"Orange Man Bad"

--Me, everytime I see the new press secretary

"But these people aren't black. Race is determined by the content of your character, and not the colour of your skin." -MLK's doppelganger, probably

"All of this stuff is confusing. God, give me a sine."

Oh boy, I have so many things about this:

-In the regular comics superman's parents send him to earth as a baby and abandon him, in the black reboot only his father abandons him while his mother collects krypton welfare cheques

-Regular superman is faster than a speeding locomotive, black superman is faster than a jogger carrying a hammer in a residential neighborhood

-To make it more realistic, lois lane will be portrayed as a fat white woman with incredibly low standards

-The entire krypton self-destruction theme remains in-tact from the regular storyline, much like how south africa has remained "destroyed" for the past 50 years

-Much like how regular superman has an opposite version from an alternate universe, black superman has one as portrayed by a white middle-class dad from arkansas

-Despite having terrible credentials compared to asian superheroes, black superman is allowed to join the justice league to the detriment of his peers

-Also much like regular superman, black superman is powered by the sun yet still chooses to only go out at night

-Lex Luthor remains the same villain, only that black superman is oddly allied to him with promises of fame and money should he dribble a ball

Am confused, do the trans missiles blow themselves up before they hit the target?

Didn't 4-chan predict this shit months in advance? I remember seeing something on here about them suggesting jan 6th would be an antifa op to try and make maga look like domestic terrorists.

Laughs in "Soulja Boy".

You think being a ginger she'd be used to constant abuse and shunning by society.

You have to think if the suicide hotline started their own bakery they'd make a fortune off of that. "Enjoy our bread, also the majority of people who kill themselves have some sort of mental illness. # Trans-week"

The same thing happened to me here in Canada. I was picking up a bunch of wood for a building idea I've had for a while (I'm hoping to make a giant baywatch-esque lifeguard chair and put it on my front lawn). There were maybe 2-3 people total wearing masks there, with none of the cashiers or carpenters there doing so (I ended up paying the extra $20 to precut all the wood, so now I just have to piece it together).

Not one of the half hour cases, but one of the 5min ones.

"Hello, today I am suing my dog for assault. He bit me when I covered my genitals in peanut butter."

"Sorry, but pets count as property. Case dismissed."

Didn't sweden openly embrace this character to the point in which their museum of history has an exhibit on him? I could've sworn I read about it somewhere, like how the one in norway has a tribute to lieb erikkson after the spongebob episode indirectly grew their tourism.

You have to think that'd be a good way to market tic-tacs to the gay community, just have someone randomly sucking off a chinese guy before saying "hey, I had no idea this makes my breath smell better" before the chinese guy says "wait, I never said tha...", cutting him off with an immediate fade to their logo.

I mean do you really think the people in 1776 were too? Talking is nice and all, but eventually you have to make a stand and be willing to sacrifice everything including your lives for your beliefs and freedoms. While the people may have changed, the sides are still the same: one that wants to completely kill the middle class and have rich/elites dominate the poor, and the other that wants success in life to be based off of raw talent and not about whose vagina you came out of. Ultimately people can talk about how the election was stolen and that trump was robbed, but until people start standing up to the british chinese tyrants they're just going to continue to strip away your rights and put dissidents into slave labor camps.

If key and peele have taught us anything, it's that one of his long lost relatives is thomas jefferson.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: god created trannies because he was tired of flipping coins and wanted a more creative approach to it.

I mean at most alabama nascar rallies they'll have sex with both.

You have to think if they did that it'd be a lot like the Dr Disrespect parody where his mere presence makes women in the area pregnant.

"Good news, Jim. Our house now counts as Texas."

"Well that explains why a horse carrying a rifle magically appeared in our backyard."

I forget who wrote it, but I read an article a few years ago about how the reason for all of this has to do with sex, or more accurately the lack of it. When doing something, there's always two approaches: double down or back away. In the case of these people, they reiterate the same racist and "reddit-ey" thoughts hoping that men will have sex with them. When the men flee in terror, they double down as stuff like twitter/facebook has suggested that it isn't so much their ideas are bad but that they aren't trying hard enough. It's why there's been a huge upsurge in women in their late 30s becoming lesbians, as they eventually hit a point where they cannibalize themselves like rats on the titanic.

She's like Amy Schumer only that her career was carried by a fat muppet.

Only if it's his left hand.

Dogs everywhere live in fear of the name George Washington Carver.

In related news: special K will now be referred to as "mentally challenged mid-letter", as their way of making the brand edgier and more appealing to the younger audience.

I mean that isn't exactly saying much. These are the same people who will sue a crisp breeze for assault.