Just turned 18, too. He has impeccable timing.
This is dark fuckin humor, yo. Holy shit kek. How can they not see how utterly this article fails to be complimentary? If this were part of an SNL skit, everyone would get fired.
Federal time, no parole. Sucks to be him, now more than ever.
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
Gramma is going to be so disappointed in him.
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER
Diversify your ride!
Kek what a total shitshow
Looks like Bald Bull
Yes, Dude Chilling was a great man.
Yes. I suppose being caught molesting children on film is quite embarrassing.
How about "drunk driver requests release of 'embarrassing' breathalyzer test results be blocked by judge?
Wait.....911,000,000?
Sounds good, let us know.
Tucker is right.
He'll be back.
I'm not sure how we're all going to make it without John Lewis.
Yeah. It means their in recess.
Also, they hate people that have more money than them
kek wtf is that
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