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Ignatius_J_Reilly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thomas Sowell red-pilled Candace Owens

Candace red-pilled black America

Black America re-elected Trump

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 5 points ago +6 / -1

ALSO: he's actually in Florida

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 2 points ago +3 / -1

TRUMP -- never puts on a fake accent because he's a genuine person and not a politician.

BIDEN -- no longer has the cognitive or linguistic ability to put on a fake accent.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 3 points ago +4 / -1

He looks like death, but I gotta admit -- that's the most sense he's made in ages!

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 3 points ago +4 / -1

PUT ANTIFA BABIES IN OBAMA'S CAGES!

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +2 / -1

We have the best pickup trucks, don't we pedes?

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 17 points ago +18 / -1

Already today we had Adorable Trump jumping up and down in the Michigan snow to keep warm, and now we have Shy Trump! Today is a rare day indeed

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +2 / -1

C'mon, guys, lay off! He's in Minnesota, FL.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +2 / -1

To be fair, Syria gets pretty cold in the winter... It does snow and people routinely freeze to death because they have no access to heating due to the civil war.

But putting that aside, it was a genuinely funny

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +2 / -1

And all these people, politicians, newscasters, reporters, pollsters, "experts" -- they're still there! Why? Go away! THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 66 points ago +67 / -1

I feel safer knowing she's on our side

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not to slight Ivanka, but if you put McEnany there as the running mate you have a winning team!

(TBH I think it's about 20 years too early for Candace... but she's my fav for 2040!)

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +2 / -1

I guess he meant 1-10-2020 to 1-11-2020 and made an oopsie

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 21 points ago +22 / -1

Remember Bette Midler's "She still can't speak English"?

Mobilize trunalimunumapzure, Mrs. Midler. You deserve badakathcare, you little polutahoffculplooterscountable.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 0 points ago +1 / -1

Okay, that's it. Election won, right there.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes, but if you watch Fox you probably know about Hunter's laptop.

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have no idea how to read this, but we're winning, right? MAGA!

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the one thing I don't like about America... dd/mm makes much more sense than mm/dd

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Ignatius_J_Reilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

They got it down to the non-existing trigger discipline.

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