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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people 😈

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IllEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

When they wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, they have to see a butt fucking ugly cocksucking asshole.

The mask covers up most of that ugly shit :)

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IllEagle 9 points ago +9 / -0

This potato literally shit his pants on stage. I can't take him seriously about anything

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IllEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is one thing that would Redpill A LOT of Lefties.

After they ban GTA, they're gonna say MMA/fighting games & we're going to see UNPRECEDENTED levels of autistic screeching.

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone stole Hunter's Crackwhore's dogs, of course they're being sent to investigate.

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IllEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont see anyone switching their drug of choice, just upping their doses.

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IllEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was listening to a comedy playlist the other day & heard some shit that made me go, "Fuck, this guy is just flat-out NOT funny," so I went to skip the track and made a mental note of who it was.

I'll give ya one fuckin' guess...

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it illegal to ummm... "unknowingly" tip the FBI off with "accidentally misleading" info?

Like... what if the FBI received 10,000 tips saying that the woman in the picture is 100% George Floyd in a Hannah Montana skinsuit?

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IllEagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'know, the sad reality of this is not just that it's true, but that it proves Liberals right about one thing: Conservatives do nothing but slow down progress. That's essentially what Dabney said there... that Conservative values simply act as a weighted ball & chain on the forward march of humanity.

That may sound a bit like a negative perspective, but in light of what humanity is doing right now, I would argue that perhaps we need to slow the march a bit. Technology seems to have us sprinting toward obsolescence.

To make matters worse, we have a certain segment of society that is panicking & frantically trying to saw off it's own foot unaware that, if successful, they may no longer be attached to the ball & chain, but they'll be stumbling away on one foot and their bloody stump.

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

This counts as 1 of about 4 FFDP songs I can enjoy. Otherwise, this band is just... really not for me.

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IllEagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somewhere out there is a guy who wrote this epic rant and is super proud of being internet famous, but can't take any credit for it because he's the top sniper in the entire US forces and if he was ever exposed his career would be ruined.

Feels bad, man.

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IllEagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the right conditions, I've been able to ask people who refuse God & believe science one question that seems to tie them up for a while...

Is it possible that science is mankind's study in the Art of God?

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely man! This site doesn't exactly lend itself to metal fan shit, but... we're always waiting in the underground!

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah, I've heard that many times. Though, I dig their cover of Lord of the World even more.

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Down II dropped when I was 17, so it was just that time where E V E R Y T H I N G is impactful as fuck. As much as I was into the circle of Pantera shit, I was also going back to 80's thrash. This was like '01/'02 before I could just look up Testament's Practice What You Preach or whatever. But Down II got me primed for shit like the might Acid Bath.

My high school buddies & I did some jams back then too... we only have this one up on the internet, but check it out, I bet you'll dig it. https://youtu.be/AqXkP3vMBTc

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, the show was Aug. '19, so toward the end of touring season of that year, and shit never really picked back up. And yeah, Down's first 2 are where it's at. Down II still sits pretty high among my favorite shit, and in a lot of ways I think it's the best performance Phil Anselmo ever gave.

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely one of their best. I love everything they've done w/ Pepper Keenan

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah. One of my favorite bands! I think they we're the last touring band I saw before the Coof

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IllEagle 5 points ago +5 / -0

That fat bitch'll let out one little toot & they'll have to close that store for 3 weeks of HAZMAT cleaning 😑

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IllEagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I know this one...

All the money in the world couldn't buy me a second of trust or an ounce of faith in ANYTHING youre about... FUCK YOU ALL!

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IllEagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't Sam narrative a Joe Biden commercial?

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IllEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Madonna: "I have thought an awful lot... about blowing up the White House..."

🤡 🌎

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IllEagle -6 points ago +4 / -10

If you look at this from the bird's-eye view, its really easy to see how this is petty, Jr. High level drama between catty little girls. The fact that this is the maturity level of members of Congress is fuckin' pathetic.

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IllEagle 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh, this is my favorite one! Check this out frens...

People of Color & Colored People mean EXACTLY the same thing. The only difference?

In traditional English sentence structure, we place the adjective before the noun. Red truck, large soda, colored people, etc.

In Latin languages, like Spanish, the noun is placed before the adjective, so red truck translated becomes camión Rojo, large soda becomes refresco grande and colored people becomes personas de color.

These fucking morons can't even speak English correctly. They apply the rules of Spanish to English... partly because they're stupid as fuck, but also because they hate everything that derives from "white" Western culture.

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