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“I want you to vote for Biden because he has promised to end the American oil industry.”

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Impressive-Length 180 points ago +180 / -0

Nine months of lockdowns, travel bans, forced business closings and mask mandates, and now all of a sudden she’s worried about having sovereignty over herself?

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After that she changed the definition of every word in the dictionary.

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Impressive-Length 34 points ago +34 / -0

60% of them aren’t from the USA and the median age is like 16.

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Impressive-Length 11 points ago +11 / -0

What are you, from the timeline that doesn’t believe in timelines?

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Impressive-Length 60 points ago +60 / -0

The guards probably saw Black Panther and assumed the suspect Had super powers and was armed with Vibranium.

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Weird that no Democrat politicians would condemn these white supremacists who are distracting from their mostly peaceful protests.

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Terrible password using an extremely common phrase. Any Communist agent could hack into their wifi and then pose as an American journalist.

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Impressive-Length 129 points ago +129 / -0

They’ll bring back metoo when it can be used against a Republican and shelve it against Democrats.

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Impressive-Length 35 points ago +35 / -0

Scrounging up information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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Impressive-Length 7 points ago +7 / -0

“When you’re a doctor they let you do anything you want. Grab em by the balls and tell them to cough. Anything. “

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Impressive-Length 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some assembly required.

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Impressive-Length 18 points ago +18 / -0

Think of how many fraudulent ballots it could hold.

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Impressive-Length 7 points ago +7 / -0

He plagiarized the Chumps comment from Malcolm X.

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Impressive-Length 20 points ago +20 / -0

Muh living breathing document.

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Impressive-Length 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wait. What’s all this about polls possibly not being accurate?

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Impressive-Length 10 points ago +10 / -0

More specifically, the 19 year old intern who manages his Twitter account probably knew.

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Impressive-Length 49 points ago +49 / -0

Nobody votes for Biden. They vote against Trump.

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Impressive-Length 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’m going to practice not gouging my eyes out in case any Nancy Pelosi sex tapes get released.

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