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Impressive-Length 7 points ago +7 / -0

To be fair, that tweet was probably written by an 18 year old staffer without Biden’s knowledge or consent.

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Impressive-Length 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve got to admit, those cardboard cutouts get the job done. Unanimous consent for the Notorious ACB. Good job, cardboard cutouts. If you were on the job during the Bork hearings, the world would be a better place.

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Impressive-Length 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it’s all about the clicks it should say the vaccine group had 100% fewer deaths than those who did not take the vaccine.

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Impressive-Length 36 points ago +36 / -0

First rule of Time Travel is you never present evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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Impressive-Length 41 points ago +41 / -0

Abraham Lincoln always said you should not believe everything you see on the internet. You’d think the Lincoln Project would know that already.

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Impressive-Length 39 points ago +39 / -0

I walked several miles throughout Harlem the other day, from Malcolm X Boulevard, past the Apollo Theater, on Frederick Douglass Boulevard, around African Square. And I didn’t see Chris Cuomo one time.

Which begs the question: Why is Chris Cuomo so racist?

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Impressive-Length 49 points ago +49 / -0

I’m in NYC right now. I can confirm that I do not see Chris Cuomo wearing a mask.

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Impressive-Length 6 points ago +6 / -0

To be fair, your co-workers probably aren’t as hot as Chris Cuomo.

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Impressive-Length 3 points ago +3 / -0

He must be over the target, judging by the amount of flak he’s receiving on that thread.

He will be very busy having sex with the mothers of all of those trolls.

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Impressive-Length 31 points ago +31 / -0

Everybody knows it.

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Impressive-Length 7 points ago +7 / -0

How could anyone live through 2020 and not be a conspiracy theorist?

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Impressive-Length 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Minneapolis riots are the only Biden Rally I can remember with that much energy.

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Impressive-Length 15 points ago +15 / -0

We have to vote the way Europe, China, Canada, Iran and Mexico want us to vote. Otherwise we risk having foreign interference in our elections.

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Impressive-Length 51 points ago +52 / -1

I don’t own a gun. A visitor from Britain once asked me how I can sleep with so many gun nuts in my state. I told him I sleep great, because the burglars don’t know whether or not I’m one of the gun nuts.

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Impressive-Length 24 points ago +24 / -0

I swear CBS must have the worst retirement system of all time. Everyone on 60 Minutes or the Young and the Restless dies in their 80s or 90s while still working.

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Impressive-Length 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden can’t even pull himself out of a basement for 4 days or answer a question harder than what kind of ice cream he is currently eating.

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