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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jokes on her!

I honestly feel like our politicians could use a bit of legitimate "real world" FU money rather than sucking off the taxpayer's tit all their lives.

One of my favorite things I love about GEOTUS is that I just know that when his time in the White House is done, he's not hanging around for the get-togethers with the political elites. Dude's gonna be flashing deuces and getting the hell out of dodge to enjoy the private life as much as can reasonably be expected.

He came, he served, he got back down to the business of LIFE. Not shackled to the withering ghoul of politics.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

And yet...

Give this woman a "room upgrade" on her next stay, let her walk into a place like this, and I can 100% guarantee you that'd she'd completely cream her pants when she walked off the elevator.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Well, we've gotta carefully consider the context..."

- Jack Dorsey and Vijaya Gadde

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Libtards: "B-b-but DrUmPf Is ThE aUtHoRiTaRiAn BuLlY!"

Right...

Libtards: "Drumpf could shoot someone in the streets and MAGA would still vote for him!"

Could? Could? Forget "could". Your boy Biden has been repeatedly taped ACTUALLY intimidating and physically and verbally assaulting people and you have no problem turning a blind eye there!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well, shit... Better sit on our hands and do nothing for the next FIVE MONTHS..."

Said no-conservative-patriot-who-loves-his-country ever

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jokes on them. We have we ever cared about one of her "opinions"?

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

u/cupocovfefe sitting on coach

Wife approaches, puts hair up in ponytail and gets down on knees in front of u/copocovfefe

u/cupocovfefe is pleasantly caught off guard, a growing look of expectation crosses his face

Wife starts to bend over...

... to reach under the coach and pull out the rifle case, saying she wants to go shooting together.

u/copocovfefe is torn in his emotions, immediately disappointed but happy at the same time

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first I thought the music was added in post.

Nope! It was from the rally close by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGzo-sAnevk

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's good that the libtards spent these last four years being so respectful and reasonable toward Trump supporters. That will make it much easier for us to return the favor when it's our turn to be down ballot.

/s

And it's also good to know that the Repubs in congress, who have accomplished SO MUCH by actively supporting Trump at every turn and ferociously going to bat for conservative America these last four years, it really gives me confidence in their leadership when we're not the primary party in power.

/s (Major fucking sarcasm in that last one)

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that's why we're number one.

No. No.

The fact you DIDN'T step in and do your job in the heat of the moment is exactly why Fox is now just a different scent of the same shit.

Except for Tucker. You can't Cuck the Tuck.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

"And one day it will all just disappear..."

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ha!

I love this place :)

Don't forget about "Very Stable Genius"!

I hope DrVSGCAIHHLOTMKRGEPOTUSDJT can feel our energy when he needs it!

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

<taps forehead>

You don't have to recuse yourself if you were never going to do anything in the first place.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

<taps forehead>

You don't have to recuse yourself if you're not going to do anything in the first place.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 0 points ago +2 / -2

MC: "Let's play a round of ItTakesMoreThanWords"

First contestant: "I want to have $50B dollars..."

Second contestant: "Big Mike is a woman!"

Third contestant: "Please God, make me a bird, so I can --"

MC: "Oh wait just one moment! We have a caller on the line. It's Billy Barr. Billiam, what's your phrase?"

BB: "The rules of decency have been completely trampled by the violent radical left and we MUST put a stop to it!"

MC: "Wonderful! And that ends our show for today! Join us next time when we all come to realize that...

ItTakesMoreThanWords

Buh-bye!"

*waves to monitor as camera pans out, loud applause in background, joyful theme music crescendos*

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