The ayatollah misses his old bottom buddy.
Texas? Only truck you have to plug in 3 times to cross the state.
The neighbor is in the State of Confusion.
When both teams are on their knees and pointed at Mecca you'll know the terrorists won.
"Any guns or drugs in your car?"
"Nuh-uh, man".
Good times.
It was far from crap, but what do I know.
These drunks and career grifters never pay a NYC parking ticket either.
"Consulate" license plates and you can throw the ticket on the sidewalk. And laugh.
Trump Tower East!
I agreed right up to the (((part))). I don't own any fucking teams.
Don't be so sure-we'll know next week. I don't expect the NHL to be any different. There will be a race lecture from Canada's eleven blacks before they drop the puck.
The Kenyan needed to help his hometown with force...but no.
No idea how half the shitholes in Reno are still in business. Ya feel like a loser just being there for more than 15 minutes. A dump of a town that needs free anti-depressants.
Digital ads are projected on the pitchers mound this year-will be hard to tell whats painted and whats digitally stuck on the screen.
You could think MLB is in a death spiral, but their app, At Bat took in a billion dollars last year.
The UFC guy who said "Donald Trump called and said you better knock that Russian motherfucker out" is an American hero. Watched that clip 100+ times.
I thought cats were completely useless before I got married, I didn't have a rodent problem-but I swear that cat that came in the wife package became quite a little companion.
It could be very difficult to find a non-tattooed woman now. Completely agree on tats, as in "what the fuck were you thinking?"
Anti-fag parents have dough. Go get them deep pockets.
I hear this exact quote from college graduates and people who I'd wrongly assumed to be intelligent.
People who don't travel this country-but from their phone, stuck on the couch, they can tell me the country is divided by Trump. Coz yahoo told 'em so.
Congrats. That's like 140 in dog years.
So diplomatic.
The obese cows now think a tattoo on their fat legs or huge fat arms is "sexy".
George Carlin:
"LOWER YOUR FUCKING EXPECTATIONS"
Son, your kinda new to this "marriage" thing, are you not?
Love to know how much the county and state are being billed daily.
$300? $500?
Dont ask Gavin he's too busy day drinking.
Simmer down, know one publicly knows what this sick fuck's beef was.
The now-deceased lawyer suspected of fatally shooting the son and seriously wounding the husband of U.S. District Court Judge Esther Salas in New Jersey on Sunday may have been targeting at least one other judge in New York.
Roy Den Hollander had a photo of that state’s Chief Judge Janet DiFiore in his car, her spokesman told NJ Advance Media on Tuesday.
“That’s what I understand to be true. At this point, that’s all I have,” said Lucian Chalfen, director of communications for New York State Courts. The information, which was relayed to Chalfen from the FBI, was first reported in the New York Times.
Den Hollander, a self-described anti-feminist lawyer, was found dead in his car of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound in Rockland, New York, about a two-hour drive from the North Brunswick home of Salas, officials have said."
Without vodka? Red Bull ain't so good.
What about "hey-HEY-get back here! Stop!"