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InsideMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tinder did not magically change boy-meets-girl around the world. Take your phone, throw it in the trash, and go outside. You'll find there is a whole other world out there you didn't know existed.

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InsideMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are you serious? Ok, let me break this down for you:

  1. Find something you like doing outside. Hiking, boating, bicycling, sports, praying, martial arts, spinning, painting, dancing, singing, book clubs, or douche-nozzling

  2. There will be women there, or somebody you meet will know one of these mythical things called women. Meet them. Say hi. Don't be a douche-nozzle (unless specifically there for douche-nozzling). You might meet someone you like. Or not, and try again.

  3. Guys met girls for thousands of years before fucking Tinder.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

^^ I footnoted mine. You do your own.

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InsideMan 3 points ago +4 / -1

I guess that means - horror of horrors - you have to join some kind of real social organization like a bowling club, or a church, or a whatever, and not mack on chicks in the middle of the street.

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InsideMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I guess I'm old when I say - seriously, who the fuck uses Tinder?

Go to real places, meet real people, have real relationships. Get off social media.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok - go tell the guy who got a Ph. D researching that.

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you want to scribble on blank paper in a small play house, pretend you’re being important, while the the adults continue doing whatever they want? At lunch do you want apple sauce and mushed up peas?

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InsideMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost. The year is 2038. The United States of Socialist Democrats, already in economic ruin on the coasts, while the former 'fly-over' states prosper by repelling leftist incursion, receives the final nail in its coffin - Time has literally run out, at least in the older computer systems, and only then do they realize maybe, just maybe, they should have hired people based on merit, and not on race or gender, that they did in fact need all of those vo-tech people to do proper embedded engineering paired with genuine computer science, and not the new-age feel-goodery of how algorithms are racist.

Well, they did in the remaining Free States, anyway.

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so inappropriate to misgender Jen like this and just assume she would have come out of the birthing-person rest room.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need IAM pedes - dev, manager, contract. DM for details. Inside the evil empire.

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InsideMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many people don't realize how important it is to have a periodic eye exam. Sometimes, even mild corrective lenses can lead to vastly improved quality of life. In more extreme circumstances, it may be necessary to perform an optorectomy, which severs the nerve between the eyeball and the rectum in order to remove a shitty outlook.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Tsunamis, let’s not forgot those, a double dose of earthquake and smite-thee flooding.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

And you don’t look back by deleting your FAGAT accounts. And, if you never use those services even anonymously, you don’t look back better.

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InsideMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

The life of a traitor seems fairly comfortable these days.

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you know that the Chyna rectal Covid test causes digestive flatulence? Only in Chyna they call that a 'whinny.' Gives an entirely different subtext to Xi being called Winnie the Pooh, doesn't it?

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obey? Bullshit. Go see your brother.

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InsideMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jiff Pom doesn't like cheaters

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InsideMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maxine Water's likely opening address: I believe, and history has proved me right!, that you and your company are racist to its very rotten core, and that its racism like that keeping Black Americans down. Can they afford the thousand-dollar iPhones needed to run your, uh, app? No. Can they afford to put their welfare checks into sketchy investments? No. Can they afford to put their rebate checks into, uh, scan them in their phone so they can, uh, play your slot machine? No. Hard working 'Mericans, like one of my 'stituents, Jumbalya Jones, can't afford to feed her three children because all four or five of their fathers are behind bars due to racist police prosecuting them for breaking and entering a 7-11 while only trying to make ends meet, because, sometimes, an Ole English 40 is the only way the ends be meetin', you know what I'm sayin? And that's why this Silicon Valley-implant, whatever it is, is racist.

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InsideMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was a sad, strange boy who deserves our pity. But not here.

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any "science" mentioned by the media or government needs to be in quotes at this point.

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InsideMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

He lived a self-aggrandizing and hedonistic life, may God have mercy on his soul.

But he did not before, or since, help MAGA, so why post here?

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