Are you serious? Ok, let me break this down for you:
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Find something you like doing outside. Hiking, boating, bicycling, sports, praying, martial arts, spinning, painting, dancing, singing, book clubs, or douche-nozzling
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There will be women there, or somebody you meet will know one of these mythical things called women. Meet them. Say hi. Don't be a douche-nozzle (unless specifically there for douche-nozzling). You might meet someone you like. Or not, and try again.
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Guys met girls for thousands of years before fucking Tinder.
Christianity is in the Constitution - Dave Miller, Ph. D, 2008
Almost. The year is 2038. The United States of Socialist Democrats, already in economic ruin on the coasts, while the former 'fly-over' states prosper by repelling leftist incursion, receives the final nail in its coffin - Time has literally run out, at least in the older computer systems, and only then do they realize maybe, just maybe, they should have hired people based on merit, and not on race or gender, that they did in fact need all of those vo-tech people to do proper embedded engineering paired with genuine computer science, and not the new-age feel-goodery of how algorithms are racist.
Well, they did in the remaining Free States, anyway.
Many people don't realize how important it is to have a periodic eye exam. Sometimes, even mild corrective lenses can lead to vastly improved quality of life. In more extreme circumstances, it may be necessary to perform an optorectomy, which severs the nerve between the eyeball and the rectum in order to remove a shitty outlook.
Maxine Water's likely opening address: I believe, and history has proved me right!, that you and your company are racist to its very rotten core, and that its racism like that keeping Black Americans down. Can they afford the thousand-dollar iPhones needed to run your, uh, app? No. Can they afford to put their welfare checks into sketchy investments? No. Can they afford to put their rebate checks into, uh, scan them in their phone so they can, uh, play your slot machine? No. Hard working 'Mericans, like one of my 'stituents, Jumbalya Jones, can't afford to feed her three children because all four or five of their fathers are behind bars due to racist police prosecuting them for breaking and entering a 7-11 while only trying to make ends meet, because, sometimes, an Ole English 40 is the only way the ends be meetin', you know what I'm sayin? And that's why this Silicon Valley-implant, whatever it is, is racist.
But AntiFa and BLM signs are still okay, right?