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InterloperKO 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have my reservations about today being the day.

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InterloperKO 23 points ago +23 / -0

You would think they'd get out now lol

But I think we all know Biden is going swoop in and say those MAGA traders are going to jail.

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InterloperKO 7 points ago +7 / -0

The first 3 rungs of the IQ ladder, ladies and gentlemen

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InterloperKO 0 points ago +1 / -1

So father or brother..

I'm betting both have unscrupulous ties to this admin cuz why the fuck not? Also, I'm good at betting lately

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InterloperKO 1 point ago +1 / -0

We investigated ourselves and found very unjust actions by the retail mob. We will be confiscating all funds by these insurrectionists. While we were at it, we also investigated how, we, at the DOJ, have been asleep for the last 5 years and found that we were just asleep.

Get back in your houses with your masks, and no more trading for you

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

nitter.net

It'd be nice if this site auto corrected posted twat URLs to contain that

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InterloperKO 26 points ago +26 / -0

As a reward for catching them all as the most corrupt regime ever, we have awarded them the house, senate, and white house.

Take my extra tax dollars !

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InterloperKO 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all experts because they're in an expert position

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget pepper spray in the eyes and tongue cut out

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InterloperKO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just received that in email. The "certain securities" mentioned are:

Due to ongoing market volatility, the following securities are currently set to position-closing only:

AAL

AMC

BB

BBBY

CTRM

EXPR

GME

KOSS

NAKD

NOK

SNDL

TR

TRVG

This means you can sell and close your positions, but you can't open new positions.

Any open orders (such as market orders and limit orders) for these securities were canceled, since they would have resulted in a new open position. If you hold any of the listed securities, you can only close your positions at this time.

For more background about how to be an informed investor, read our blog post from this morning.

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good thing the rest of the nation isn't 'country-surfing'

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