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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pansexual is when you're addicted to frying things in pans, like eggs and bacon and burgers and chicken and sausage and pretty much everything so I suppose that makes me one. I'm hungry.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well to clarify, Mr. Hermenuetics, 'man' here represents 'mankind'. Also, do note that we were not referring to masturbation either.

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IroWide 5 points ago +5 / -0

The one simple trick that man cannot fathom. Make self-control cool again!

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd run you guns if I had the ability and the money.

And to the FBI agent who just had my comment come up on his screen...you're a cuck, your time is running short, and your wife is cheating on you right now.

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IroWide 31 points ago +33 / -2

Breaking: There is no variant, as the testing kits cannot tell the difference. MSM is pulling all of this out of their diapers.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its time to burn the entire earth and start over, I'm sure of it now.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well the bible affirms that He made every living thing as we see them now, and that it was good. No room is left for evolution, nor is there a need for it. This is evidenced by our genes allowing us to adapt, but not evolve(forming new genetic information...which isn't possible). So yes, He made man and then breathed life into him...but as to whether or not God did it in an instant or an hour, all anyone can do is speculate. I choose to not worry about it!

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IroWide 48 points ago +54 / -6

Or educate the next generation on how an economy works. I am convinced that the majority of this country would vote for a tax increase on corporations, truly believing they are helping themselves(when they're actually just voting themselves out of a job). Kids don't learn anything but numbers and grammar now. History is picked apart and rendered biased an ineffective, and thanks to the myths of Karl Marx and Charles Darwin, we have a country that believes they evolved from an ape.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

You folks have got to quit looking back at history and acting like it's as black and white as it is now. It wasn't. This country lost a lot when the Confederacy lost...and you wonder where your States sovereignty went.

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IroWide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excessive makeup is actually my #1 red flag to look for on a woman. They're either trying to hide something, or are seriously unstable and insecure about letting people see their real face...both cases are something to avoid.

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IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. There wouldn't be any 'elites' if they weren't protected by stupid yes-men.

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IroWide 5 points ago +5 / -0

They don't need to be jailed, they need to be executed. Treason is punishable by death, and it's the only way to ensure a communist doesn't trouble our freedoms anymore.

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IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it's pretty obvious that if you can keep more than $600 in this hyper-consumerism world where you are supposed to become enslaved by buying things you can't afford, you're a threat to the system.

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IroWide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear mask while silent

Pull mask down when speaking

science

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IroWide 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't forget cheating on taxes. This is imperative. Stop funding terrorism and abortions.

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IroWide 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm bringing my fast-food spending to a halt...not much but it's a start. I really don't buy anything else from month to month, except groceries and vehicle fuel, and a few books every so often to keep my knowledge wagon rolling. Gonna force myself into a more self-reliant nutrition regime.

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same way they did last time and got away with it...stop the count, inject however many 'votes' you need to make your commie candidate win, and boom.

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IroWide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Disagree with the drawing. The weapon in the glass should be an angry civilian holding a loaded rifle. There is only one Trump, but we have millions of angry civilians who are willing to do what Trump was not.

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IroWide 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bingo! So when a secular authority prohibits corporate worship because of muh covid, it doesn't get any clearer that we are to rebel against that government.

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

I abandoned college one I figured out I could make just as much money cutting grass. My people love me, and demand is snowballing higher and higher. No student debt here!

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IroWide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, yet they always get posted for some reason. Common sense would suggest 'this is spam, so I'll pay it no mind'.

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