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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Don’t play games with me Ty! Put that steering wheel over here where it belongs!”

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Ithrowawaay 61 points ago +62 / -1

My favorite is Tom Hanks. Rumors fly he and Ellen are pedo spirit cookers, he goes MIA, surfaces seeking Greek citizenship, next project he decides to come out with some lame movie about protecting a child.

Nothing remotely suspicious about that. Like at all.

Now move along.

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Ithrowawaay 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll see if I can find it, having a tough go with the search function but I’ll respond again if I do.

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Uhhhh...khakis

Also didn’t they make the same commercial but just sub in a black Jake for diversity points?

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

My only critique of the man. Should have terminated every Obama/Bush holdover and every appointed NGO from their posts day one and insulated himself with loyalists.

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Ithrowawaay 63 points ago +63 / -0

He’s so beloved they have to keep his general public at bay.

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Ithrowawaay 60 points ago +60 / -0

I was told walls don’t work.

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

His Asian wife was FBI affiliated if I recall correctly

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Nothins ova just gimme somethin to drink”

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

The joe and hoe “how do we get in?” “Fuck off faggots” meme was was some time traveler shit.

That is all.

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter means nothing.

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Ithrowawaay 12 points ago +12 / -0

When your name is Fiona but you lookin like Farquaad.

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nothing a little penicillin won’t clear up.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plan for the worst, hope for the best.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has that ever been the case with an ally?

Let alone one we have invested so much time and capital into?

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Foretold the dangers of men dressing as women for competitive sport. It’s terrible, but in a good way, and ahead of its time.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

I must ask, is your user name any reference to the 1992 cult classic film “Ladybugs” starring none other than Rodney Dangerfield (may he RIP)?

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