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IvankasBathWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did they photoshop Anderson Cooper’s hair on him first?

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IvankasBathWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go ahead and cut that rope ladder Pinochet.

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IvankasBathWater 5 points ago +5 / -0

Third time I’ve posted this comment tonight but can’t stop and I won’t stop:

The average optimal altitude for operating a helicopter is 10,000 ft. Terminal velocity determines an object will hit the ground from that altitude in about 30 seconds. Minimum amount of time it takes to get right with Jesus is 31 seconds. Shame.

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IvankasBathWater 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just posted this comment in the Garland thread but fits here even better:

The average optimal altitude for operating a helicopter is 10,000 ft. Terminal velocity determines an object will hit the ground from that altitude in about 30 seconds. Minimum amount of time it takes to get right with Jesus is 31 seconds. Shame.

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IvankasBathWater 102 points ago +102 / -0

The average optimal altitude for operating a helicopter is 10,000 ft. Terminal velocity determines an object will hit the ground from that altitude in about 30 seconds. Minimum amount of time it takes to get right with Jesus is 31 seconds. Shame.

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IvankasBathWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t realize Tim Scott was a bitch despite this list not being necessary to clearly see that Tim Scott is a bitch.

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IvankasBathWater 8 points ago +8 / -0

She was found to be lying. Data shows only one under 40 death for her area during the entire pandemic or something to that effect.

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IvankasBathWater 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yeah I thought ladies night was last night. Big butthurts going on in here.

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IvankasBathWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace conservatives with republicans then you r fren

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IvankasBathWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. That’s Lindsay Graham

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IvankasBathWater 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought you were speaking metaphorically then I looked back at the picture. Sure as shit there is a giant green pickle. Its making me feel strangely inadequate.

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