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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember reading somewhere another civil war wouldn’t bode well for the Government

Apparently the study that was conducted determined Texas would be base command because of their independent power grid.

Alphabet agencies and all the branches of the military and law enforcement would either have mass desertions who would either take up arms with rebels or assist in training. The ones that stayed behind would either fall in to line or work as spies

It would basically be the insurgency in Iraq on a grander scale. Which would be an all out fucking nightmare

China would sit on their hands and eat popcorn, I’m pretty sure Russia has said on many occasions they would send troops and weapons for freedom fighters or rebels or whatever they would end up being called

But I think a civil war would be over pretty quick. New York would be quick to be incapacitated. Control the bridges and you pretty much control the city. Chicago would be the same. Control of the highways and choking off their access to the Great Lakes would make things bleak pretty quick

California is pretty much over-run and destroyed at this point, and it’s on fire 4 months out of the year. Los Angeles technically doesn’t have a water supply, and if you took out the ports and airport rebels would pretty much just have to control entry and exit to the state and wait for a white flag.

Not that California is a jewel by any stretch. I doubt it will be habitable in a 100 years. Between the earthquakes and forest fires it would pretty much be better to let nature take it over for awhile so it can heal itself

I’ll be honest with you guys. I’m sitting here up in Canada freezing my bag off. I worry. I worry about my country, everything with you guys.

We’re all so goddamn divided.

We’re all so self-absorbed.

But it’s fucking weird man. I’m 45 years old and I’m reading here about people waiting for a call to arms and I’m just thinking

Why?

What if the war is already over and we completely over-looked it. What if everything we’re seeing now is the pinnacle of a victory celebration we weren’t invited to?

What if the battle for America’s soul was between gore and bush back in 2000? What would have happened if gore had just stuck to his guns and waited it out for florida.

I think that’s how history will judge al gore. Knowing then what we know now? Gore surrendered. He didn’t have the stones. He could have saved America. Gore as president would have been 100 percent behind a hydrogen superhighway between California and Whistler bc.

We all saw an inconvenient truth. We’d all be driving Tesla’s today had gore won.

But man. Fucking Bush won, then we all plummeted in to the dark.

Fucking pot gummies got right on top of me tonight lads. I’m sorry for that. Sheesh

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IvankasBicycleSeat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m telling you guys. This is the big fight right here. I say this because it’s something easy that everyone can do. You don’t need to vote, you don’t need to be able to create dank memes. You just roll up, ask for a seat, and politely excuse yourself when they ask for proof of vaccinations.

Hell you don’t even need to be hungry to do it. Hit three or four spots if you’re out running errands

“I’m sorry. This new policy just doesn’t make for an enjoyable dining experience, I’ll just eat at home”

It’s a simple, and polite, and sincere. There’s no need to get political, there’s no need to call someone out or anything. These people are in the same boat as us, they’re just trying to pay bills.

You guys cancel thanksgiving, Black Friday, and Christmas, this will be over by the new year. Retail and dining won’t be able to handle another lean year.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like this idea. Separate New York City, Chicago and split California at the center.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

My stupid parents have the vaccine and are planning on flying later in October. Can anyone point me in the direction where a Canadian can get ivermectin? I don’t agree with their politics, but I also don’t want them to die

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

He didn’t win anything. He earned himself a minority government. Yeah his party has the most seats, but they don’t hold enough of them to get anything done. He has to share power with two other political parties. This has been happening up here for years.

American liberals have been screaming to do away with the electoral college for years, you need only look north to see how it would work out for you guys.

Interesting factoid for you guys. My voting station provided pencils for our ballots. Nice and secure. 🤷

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IvankasBicycleSeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry dood, but this just reads like a shit-lib, holier than thou, Facebook-Diaper-Sniffer post. I get what you’re going for, but you’re better than this man. 👍👍👍

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IvankasBicycleSeat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Canadian here.

The province I live in is starting vaccination protocols this week. Pretty much any creature comfort is going to be off limits for the unvaccinated. Restaurants, movie theaters, gyms, anything that isn’t an essential service is off limits without proof of vaccination.

Thing is…I got a feeling it’s all going to back fire.

If COVID-19 showed us humanities true colors (and it did) then these vaccine passports are going to show us how big this apparent silent majority really is.

The final phase in all this strangeness is about to start, and it’s going to be really simple to win. Biden referred to a “dark winter” awhile back and he could not be more right. I’m 2 weeks away from thanksgiving and a little over a month from Halloween. Afterwards we’re going to have American thanksgiving and Christmas on the horizon. Couple that with a young NFL Season, the World Series around the corner, and the NHL Hockey season we are about to enter the biggest 90 days of the year as far as retail and hospitality goes.

Think about how many companies are frothing at the mouth right now. They need this. Really bad. Where I live there’s been an endless parade of sob stories on TV and print about failing restaurants. Failing bars. Failing retail. I can’t tell you how many “woe is me, my business is suffering” puff pieces I’ve seen in the last year and a half.

Where I live, Tuesday at midnight our vaccine passport mandates go in to effect. At that exact same time, my wallet opens for the grocery store and the gas station until New Year’s Day. That’s it.

If this “silent majority” really exists, this can all be over by black friday. We all love boycotting and voting with our wallets. We take this a step further we’ll start finding out who has the bigger cajones.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

While I agree this is a kill shot, if she was more precise in her wording (the grammar is kinda wonky) it would have been a headshot at a 1000 yards

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IvankasBicycleSeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I generally agree with her, but she missed the mark here. Biden doesn’t control but two things. JACK and SHIT and I’m pretty sure JACK died in a pool of his own blood in a foreign land surrounded by people who hate him

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IvankasBicycleSeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

If things keep going the way they are those pallets aren’t going to be worth anything pretty soon.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damon and Affleck are from Boston, im not going to say south Boston. but Boston nonetheless. ill bet money by the end of the week we find Damon on video somewhere screaming faggot at the top of his lungs some place in time between "good will hunting" and "Stillwater"

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give a man a mask and he will show you his true face

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IvankasBicycleSeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think John Stewart has been done with show business since he passed the torch to Trevor Noah. The work he’s doing with veterans is really great

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IvankasBicycleSeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor kid. I don’t think there’s a lot of difference between her and a kid that’s being trafficked the country being forced to whet the appetites of deranged men

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uggggh a whole summer of this bullshit?! Seriously. If you got a job for an middle aged auto painter in Texas or florida, get me out of this shit hole.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m guessing the station that broadcasts these videos is like Russia’s version of PBS, or Canada’s CBC. But these videos are all over YouTube and most of them are videos of Putin being Putin. They portray him in a very positive light. Part of me thinks “propaganda” but another part of me sees a dude who genuinely loves his country and it’s people. Plus I have a rule. Anyone Trevor Noah tries to rip on is OK in my books

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IvankasBicycleSeat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless you live in Ontario a Canadian vote hasn’t mattered for a very long time. People are talking like there’s some sort of fight coming. There isn’t. The war was lost years ago. Apathy won. What we’re seeing today is just bandits picking over the corpse that was Canada.

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IvankasBicycleSeat 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s when the first fight happens and that fucked up kid is standing behind Johnny yelling, “get him a body bag!!!! Yeeaaaah Johnny!!!!” Then the three of them are like “did we just become best friends?” And they all agree and biffs like “you butt-heads wanna time travel to the early 21st century and pick on snowflakes!?”

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IvankasBicycleSeat 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fuck it. Biff had access to a time machine. Make a Biff and Johnny Lawrence team up movie. “Sweep the leg! Butt-head!

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

not playing devils advocate here. Deniro was my favourite actor growing up. taxi driver, goodfellas, cape fear. read somewhere a few years back that he has a son with severe autism (can someone source this?), one of those cases where the kid will never be able to achieve any sort of independence and I felt bad for the guy. it kinda explains his choice in movie roles the last few years or so. I guess the guy is trying to stack cash so his son will be taken care of when he's gone. while it is nice to see his balls being ripped out through his wallet, it's shitty that his kids (like any other divorce) are collateral damage in the whole mess.

all that being said. fuck him. and fuck any other celebrity who beaks off in the media about politics. these people play dress up and pretend for a living, 300 years ago no one gave a shit about what court jesters had to say about anything other than their shtick. today we worship the ground they walk on. its fucking sad

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IvankasBicycleSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

No such thing in the USA. Thank the patriot act for that one

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